The world is a wondrous place. Or so
I've heard. The furthest I've ever been was San Francisco and Las
Vegas. Yes, that's it. I don't have a strong desire to go any further
than that. There have been times when I was close to heading very far
from home but things happened and so I am still here and loving it.
Some people have seen things around the world that they believe made
them a new person. I've listened to podcasts that have done the same
thing. I think I win. Despite the world being this vast thing full of
so many strange cultures and places I just can't bring myself to
care.
See Any Of The Seven Wonders Of The
World
Ooh, look. Stuff humans made. I know
that these things are supposed to be breathtaking and amazing but I
just am not built to give a damn. Not knocking any of you that have
seen these things or want to, but they are just things to me. Thing
humans have made that litter the planet and are crumbling over time.
The things I want to see are other
planets and strange natural shit like the Northern Lights. That is a
crazy phenomenon. But I don't need to see a statue. I don't need to
see a big structure just sitting there falling apart. I just don't.
Call me uncultured. Whatever. Just be thankful that my small carbon
footprint from not driving and flying all around the globe is
counteracting all the damage your active ass has done.
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