Sometimes you just wanna strip butt booty ass naked in the middle of the street after crashing your car into a chicken joint and then masturbate. At least this 34 year old dude in Pennsauken, New Jersey did this past Monday. At 10:30am which is way too damned early to be at this level of crazy, I save mine until after noon, he crashed his car into a Crown Fried Chicken and then commenced to strip naked.
The police showed up because that's
what they usually do when a car crashes and the driver, whose name
hasn't been released, and he didn't have a shirt on. That is never a
good sign by the way. If a guy is driving with no shirt on something
bad just happened or something really bad is about to happen. So the
cop asks dude to step out of the vehicle and could barely stand up.
At this point if I'm a cop I reach for my taser because somebody is
about to get an electric good morning.
Witnesses say that he was trying to
drive away but that someone took the key from his ignition. So while
out of the car he decided to jerking it was the next best thing to
do. I don't now why that is always the go-to move when a guy loses
his shit. Its like “Well, things can't get any crazier than
crashing your car into a chicken joint. Oh, wait. It can. Jerking it
jerking it jerking it jerking it!” My junk doesn't even know what
sunlight is.
He was eventually arrested and charged
with DUI. The chicken place suffered minimal damage. Now this guy is
left with a damaged car, an arrest, and video of him jacking off and
playing with his booty hole on the internet. I mean, who doesn't have
one of those kind of videos?
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