Women Don't Fight Fair

Women have never been known for fighting fair. They say men fight dirty. They do. I'm not gonna disagree with you if you said that. But women fight filthy plus not fair. The thing is when you fight a women expect her to take it to 11 instantly verbally and physically. Take this 18 year old girl that was having sex with a schoolmate on the bus. Yes, that is a thing that happened and the only reason I'm writing about it is because there was an arrest made. Why was there an arrest made?

She elbowed a boy's dick.

Now some 13 year old boy was watching this chick and some guy having sex around 3pm on the school bus and started to laugh when the girl made her pussy fart. (note: as soon as I wrote that I cackled out loud alone in my apartment because I'm immature) A trooper who wrote the report stated “Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus. The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus.” Most folks just call it a queef and it happens. Its a thing that can happen during sex and yes I have laughed when it has happened before. You can't laugh at every woman you have sex with when this happens though. You have to know her sense of humor. Otherwise she can hurt your dick parts.

The report continued saying that the kid “...began to laugh and chuckled at the accused for her actions...approached the victim and elbowed him in the testicles. Accused was cited for harassment.” I'm trying to figure out what position that the kid was in where the chick was able to elbow drop him in the nuts. He would either have to be standing or laying down.

Pictured: how I think it happened.

This happened in Pennsylvania and the girl's identity has been released because she is 18. Here's my whole thing. How much pride, which was hurt when this kid laughed at her musical vajayjay, can a chick that fuck's a guy in the back of a school bus have? Now this girl is known in her town for being the chick that not only fucked on a packed school bus but got arrested in the same day. Now that is some wifey material right there.