Dude, What The F**k?! 3

Last week I was talking to a friend about being around drunk dudes and how unpredictable they can be, particularly when sports are involved. I try not to be around it because to me there's nothing dumber than being drunk and fighting. Sean Fallon-Nebbia, 27, of New York does not share my views. Especially when you take into account he got drunk and bit his brothers ear off. Yep. That. Happened.

During a Super Bowl party where it seems like a lot of people lost their damned minds he and his brother were getting drunk and wrestling. His girlfriend said that they drank a bottle and a half of Southern Comfort and Jack Daniel's. Now, I have mixed these two things together myself and you know what happened? I laughed a lot and then later wanted to have sex with everything. What I didn't do was try and wrestle someone. Sean and Frank began to have a friendly game of grabass when shit took a turn for the worse.

The witness to this mayhem Audra Babcock said they were wrestling and hugging and saying “I love you, brother” and somehow, meaning alcohol, all kinds of violence involving punches, puking on each other, ear biting, and finishing it off with one brother laying unconscious on the ground with severe bleeding and, you know, an ear missing. His brother went to the emergency room and they said that he is permanently disfigured which I'm sure isn't how he planned to start his day. Sean, the biter, was arrested with $15,000 bond. How drunk does one need to get?

“They were drinking. They really just love each other” Audra told police. Not sure if that's gonna hold up in court. No family gathering will ever be the same. There have been family gatherings ruined over food, a fight, or even choice of clothing let alone someone getting a body part bitten off. Fucking lunatic. Seriously. If you have bitten a person's body part off and this isn't a situation where you are fighting for your life but because you can't handle your liquor, you need to never see sunlight ever again. You broke.

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