Dude, What The F**k?! 5

People are nasty. This couple in Illinois decided that they couldn't wait to get home and started having sex in a cab. Andrew Vukovich and Stefanie Herringer were banging in the cab and the driver, Hack Faisal Kokazeh, said that he saw them doing...stuff and “simply wanted both of them out of the taxi, and the fare paid.” Besides the cab sex this is when things got bad, or worse, because they didn't have the $83 to pay.

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When he was dropping them off they were both drunk as all hell, could barely talk, and neither of them had a wallet or purse on them. In a police report it was stated that the couple “were producing incoherent sentences, attempting to gather clothing that was strewn throughout the taxi.” I guess the police got involved because of the public sex because Andrew was eventually able to pay the cabbie...using his mother's credit card and they avoided jail. Yay?

There is nothing romantic about this evening. I still don't get the appeal of not waiting until you are somewhere to have sex. Having sex in a taxi is not close to sexy. Mostly because I assume that other people have had sex in it but they were able to pay for it. $83 is a lot of money for a cab ride. Either this guy was ripping them off, they were far from home, or he was waiting for dude to finish up. Either way its all bad.

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