Jimmy Failla Is A Dick

This guy is a dick. When I first saw this story I hoped that it was fake. Like that one porno I saw where a guy went down on a woman for more than ten seconds. I mean, come on with that. That's not a real thing. Anyway, this New York cab driver named Jimmy Failla that calls himself a comedian and author decided to prank people by putting a big ass Burmese python in the back of the cab with passengers, locking the door so they couldn't get out, and filming it. Why? Read the first sentence of this paragraph again.

A prank to me is silly, harmless things. Not putting a fucking snake in the proximity of someone who is not expecting it. That's called being an asshole. These people are trying to get somewhere. No one rides cabs for funsies. Can you imagine trying to get someplace and suddenly a snake is dumped into the backseat with you? My reaction although I have no fear of snakes would be to stomp the shit out of it like I'm listening to Kirk Franklin. Jimmy is using the snake and passengers as a way to promote a book he is doing about conquering fears.

Fuck you, dude.

No one asked to be a part of your fucking social experiment. His license which is close to being expired is under review from the Taxi and Limousine Commission. He doesn't care because he thinks he is famous now. No. You're now known for being that dick that put a snake near someone trapped in a car because you think you're being funny. You're not. And the sad thing is that an asshole that will think of something like this can't be reasoned with. He'll never understand why he is such a asshole for doing this.

I hope this doesn't spawn more jackasses thinking that they can take experiments with fear into their own hands. There's this villain in the Batman films and in the animated series named The Scarecrow. His actual name is professor Johnathon Crane. He loves seeing people's fears and subjects them to his experiments and gets off on it. Then he comes across Batman who bitchslaps him constantly. I want a Batman to slap the shit out of this guy.