Women Don't Fight Fair 7

A lady in Pennsylvania decided to do the thing that women do that they should do only once every twenty years: try to cut a man's penis off. I know men can be terrible and I am willing to let one of us be sacrificed every twenty years for penile removal. But this trying to or cutting off of penises needs to stop! Lisa Jones-Orock, who is a very hard 39, got into a battle with her husband and it ended with her trying to remove his junk.

Cops showed up and her husband, Gerald Orock who is a very hard 56 had his arms and hands bleeding. Then they noticed that the crotch of his pants were also cut to shit like some bad band from the 80's. He told police that Lisa attacked him with a knife while she said that he had come at her with the knife. I'd say she won that battle though it looks like he got some shots in on her while it happened.

Lisa is locked up on $5,000 bond while her husband was also arrested. Not just for getting into a battle with his wife but because he violated the protective order that meant that he couldn't go near her. Oh, what a pair. God, I hope they don't have kids. I bet they do though. Maybe not. Hopefully not. Because their brand of nonsense has a taste for having kids somewhere in the picture. I couldn't imagine being able to find mugshots of both of my parents.

Actual penis and pants that survived the attack.

This damned story gives me more questions than answers. What happened between this married couple where the wife had to get a restraining order of sorts against him? They both appear to be heavy drinkers (they have that beautiful bloat heavy drinkers get). Maybe some drugs tossed in for good measure. Either way I'm sure both of these two will get back together and one or both of them will be arrested again. But still. Stop penis slicing.

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