Facebook Gets Drunk Arrested

Colleen Cudney, 22, of Michigan is on probation for drunk driving on St. Patrick's Day of 2012. After this past SPD she had to go in for a breathalyzer test and she passed it. Yay for her. But she couldn't leave it that because that's not how young folks roll. She had to let the world know of this achievement on her Facebook page and narc on herself at the same time. “Buzz killer for me, I had to breathalyze this morning and I drank yesterday but I passed thank god lol.” Yes. LOL indeed. God is good for allowing this to happen. Fuck the world's problems. He's gotta make sure your goofy ass pasts a drunk test. So the police found out about this because when you do dumb shit chances are cops are gonna be on your page. Also, chances are your page is wide open because people are stupid. She was contacted to come in for a piss test and hung up on them because that's how you avoid the law. Just hang up. You didn't know that? Crazy how simple it is. Its like when you get pulled over. Just stick your fingers in your ears and go “Lalalalalalalalala...” and they can't give you a ticket.

So she is due in court soon and could go to jail for just over three months. Could you imagine actually getting off scott free and outing yourself the way she did? She won if you want to call being a 22 year old on probation because you don't know how to drink responsibly and getting behind the wheel of a vehicle and having a criminal history and beating the system for a while. Why brag about it? If I had a friend that posted some dumb shit like this I'd call or message them and tell them to not be proud of being a jackass. Oh, and delete your status update! Did anyone congratulate her on accomplishing such a feat? For anyone thinking this is a waste of tax dollars and that there are far more dangerous people in the world, you may be a part of the problem. I've had family die because some idiot thought it was a good idea to get drunk and climb behind the wheel of a car. I say lock her up for three years. Why? Because I haven't eaten cereal yet and I'm in a mood.