Ladies That's Not A Purse

Why do women use their vajayjays like purses? 42 year old Jennifer Renee Crosby of Florida was arrested when she was riding with Robert William King and he was pulled over because his windows were tinted. When cops asked him for his license he shouted “I don't have a license! I'm habitual!” Then the police noticed that Jennifer seemed nervous asked asked if she was holding. At first she lied and said that she didn't have drugs when asked but when they said they were bringing a female cop to give her the business she said “I have drugs up my vagina.” While having the drugs removed, crack cocaine because apparently it's 1987 again, she said “Ouch! The foil is hurting the inside of my vagina.” Well, yeah. That'll happen. Jennifer and Robert had the drugs and $3.743 in cash on them. She was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of cocaine while King was busted for as habitual offender charge. Thankfully no kids are missing in this because that would be just too much Florida for one story.