Hey, you wanna swim with a tiger for
just $200? You do? Okay, jackass. Have at it. This place in Florida
called Wild Things has a new attraction called “Swim With A Tiger”
where you can bake cookies and learn about tigers in their natural
environment. I'm kidding. Your dumb ass can swim in a pool with a
tethered tiger. You can also pose with them so your friends and
family can know what you used to look like.
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| I'm mo eat chu... |
I will never understand
why people want to fuck around with nature like this. This isn't a
normal thing for tigers to do and it shouldn't be normal for you to
want to do this. “But they're cute!” shouldn't be the last words
you say. This is one of those things where I wish I could keep tabs
on this place and wait for the day someone decides that taking a nice
dip with a goddamn tiger gets their ass bitten off. One person in a review says that her husband got this for a gift and she was promised 30 minutes with the tiger but spent six minutes swimming with some strangers and got to pet it twice while the zookeeper fed it.
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