Growing Up
How would you describe your childhood
in general?
I think it was a good combination of
fun, violent, ridiculous, and traumatic. I turned out far better than
some that have never even had their parents yell at or hit them.
Where's my medal?!
What is your earliest memory?
Having my mother take me into the
shower and freaking out. I was probably reliving some past life as a
civil rights activist getting hosed down. My father say I had to have
been less than a year old when that happened. The other is licking
the screen on the play pen at my grandmama's house because it was fun
to do. I was about 1 years old then.
How much schooling have you had?
All of it except college.
Did you enjoy school?
I enjoyed the learning parts of school
from 1st grade through 4th. The rest was total bullshit and I didn't
really learn anything new except that I don't like school. I peaked
early.
Where did you learn most of your skills
and other abilities?
From listening to podcasts and watching
Youtube which means I learned in my 30's. I think the only thing I
learned other than the fact that most of school is worthless was the
ability to shade using stippling.
While growing up, did you have any role
models? If so, describe them.
I think the closest things I had to
role models were Wile E. Coyote and my oldest brother Kevin. Wile E.
just never gave up and made me laugh and Kevin made me laugh in
situations that otherwise would've either turned me into an angry
dude or have zero sense of humor.
While growing up, how did you get along
with the other members of your family?
Um...we didn't kill one another. All of
us were into different things and we were all very different people
so we didn't hang out that often with one another. Each would be in a
different part of the house or just not at home for the most part.
As a child, what did you want to be
when you grew up?
When I was very young I wanted to be a
boxer so that my father would like me. In late elementary and junior
high I wanted to be a heart surgeon and a marine biologist.
As a child, what were your favorite
activities?
Playing with my toys. I would get super
lost in it. You couldn't tell me that I was in the backyard or in my
bedroom. Nope. I was in Eternia! And don't get me started on the bath
tub. I was all up in the tb with toys not even trying to use soap. I
was a funkbot.
As a child, what kinds of personality
traits did you display?
I could switch between being a very
smart child that knew more than I wanted or needed to and then at
some point be a dirty ass kid that was throwing rocks and playing
freeze tag. Never hide-n-go-get it. Never got invited to play that
one.
As a child, were you popular? Who were
your friends, and what were they like?
I was not popular but I was known by a
lot of people I didn't know because of my parents and my older
brothers. I would tend to float beneath the radar. My best friend
from kindergarten to 3rd grade was my friend Damien (have hated every
other Damien since) and after that Maurio until the 9th grade. Damien
was crazy as hell but we got along great and me and Maurio were
bionic nerds but a good team.
When and with whom was your first kiss?
My first kiss was when I was 13 and
with this fat girl that lived across the street from me. It was bad.
Are you a virgin? If not, when and with
whom did you lose your virginity?
I am so not a virgin. Be sad since I am
damn near 40. I lost it to an ex girlfriend when I was 17.
Describe any influences in your past
that led you to do the things you do today.
Having so many people die in my family
taught me that death comes out of nowhere most times and to live in a
way that I enjoy and not anyone elses. My biggest influences would be
my brother Kevin and my grandmothers. Between the three of them I
learned to take care of myself, my appearance, my mental health, and
to laugh at shit.
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