A few years back there was something I started doing most Sundays for the better part of two years. I did it once in a while as a child and ...

Ever hear of the “Ice & Salt Challenge” ? Neither had I until seeing a news report about it. Who knows what kind of retarded ass shit...

The day before my 21st birthday I moved into this apartment and have been here ever since. That’s is both sad and admirable. When you live a...

This is another one of those Amendments made because British rule was ridiculous. They were all like “I say, kind sir. Though shalt be ra...

Attention. That’s what its all about for PETA . Whether its good attention which is rare or bad attention which it almost always is seems...

People Magazine released their list of the sexiest man alive for 2012 and I was pissed. I ranted about Esquire Magazine and how Rihanna...

In this episode I discuss the death of Hostess Twinkie’s , Bitches Be Crazy featuring a man being stabbed by his wife, a Dude What The F...

A while back Mr. Soot called me a “luddite.” I wasn’t sure what it meant but he said that it was someone that hated technology. Now, whi...

Sometimes people make bad life decisions. You’re running low on cash, you want to be a badass, or its Wednesday and you’re feeling saucy ...

I’ve talked about bullies before on a previous Kids These Days . It exists and will always exist in some way or another. Bullies are ass...

In this strange ass episode I rant about pubic hair in public restrooms, a Dude What The Fuck?! featuring a cop tazing a 10 year old, We...

With the elections happening very soon I have been getting sick and tired of hearing people talk about propositions and the candidate the...

Hey, remember last year when I posted the first part of the new Doom Mates movie? Yeah. Almost a year later and there was never anything n...

When I was little Halloween was one of those holidays that was more exciting in thought than execution. Like butt sex. I would beg for a ...

I've written before how Halloween is just an excuse for girls to dress slutty . It bothers me. I'm not even exactly sure why. For...