25 Shots Of Vodka In A Minute

How much do you like to drink? Probably not as much as Humberto Moura Fonseca. The 23 year old died after drinking 25 shots of vodka. You did not read that wrong. I actually checked to see how much liquid that was and it is five ounces more than a Big Gulp or a little bit more than three cans of soda when totaled. While partying at a university in Bauru, South-Western Brazil someone thought it would be a good idea to see how many shots they could drink in a minute. One of his friends said “I knew I'd already had too much and there was no way I was going to be able to drink five, let alone 25. But Humberto and the others were really up for it.”

He as well as six other students ended up collapsing after drinking and were taken to the hospital where three of them are in intensive care. Police want to charge the organizers with homicide. “Two fourth year students at the university have been arrested for organizing the event without a license and for potentially causing the death of the student.” The university says that drinking alcohol at the university is banned. Granted, I have done some dumb stuff when it comes to booze and surely have caused alcohol poisoning and shaved some years off my life in the past. I have drank 8 shots in an hour. But never would I try for 25 in a minute under any circumstance. Why? Because I like this breathing thing.  

People Continue To Scare Me With Surgery

Why do people like creeping me out? I've already written about that scary Barbie chick and that guy that got surgery to appear Korean. Now this 20 year old guy in Brazil has gotten surgery to look like a real life Ken Doll. Celso Santebanes has spent more than $50,000 for this nonsense fest. “The human Ken bachelor is looking for his Barbie. Who wants to be my girlfriend? After all no one is happy alone.” I don't know a woman alive that would look at this guy and think that it was a good idea to date him. This all started when he was 16 and his friends told him that he looked like a Ken doll after a modeling competition. Those friends ought to be ashamed of themselves. This guy may not realize it, but he has signed on for a lifetime of getting more and more surgery to keep this scary theme going. You don't just get surgery like this, clap your hands, and go about your life. I like Batman but you know what I'm not gonna go and do? Get Batman surgery because I'm kind of a rational human being. Folks need to cut this shit out. Now pardon me while I go prep for my surgery to look like Carl Weathers.  

Man Gets Surgery, Scares Dante

Xiahn Nishi, 25, who used to be named Max which is the best guy name ever and should never be changed underwent ten surgeries to look like a Korean sex doll. Well, not really on purpose but he does. He is originally from Brazil which is a country where if you're born you should be happy because you hit a genetic lottery. Its hard to be from there and not look good. But Xiahn wasn't having none of that! He had hyaluronic acid injected to make his eyes larger (a chemical used to heal surgical wounds and for folks with mad joint issues and is temporary since it wears off after a couple of years) after multiple doctors were having none of his nonsense. “It was the first time this procedure was done” he bragged because his face hasn't fallen off yet. “I think I look handsomer like this. Maybe some people think it's not but I think it is.” If it makes him happy, I guess. I think I would be mad if I woke up with this surgery, but he seems to be really happy with it. For now. Yeah, I am one of those people. He says that he is not trying to be Asian, rather he likes the way it looks. He has since stopped dyeing his hair. 

While in school in South Korea he says he noticed a lot of people getting surgery to get a Western look. He says he has gotten positive comments from people and then ones like “it's better to look the way you were born” which is bullshit. Hardly anyone likes the way they look and would change at least three things about themselves if they could afford to or weren't afraid of surgery. I would have sharper teeth. Whatever with this face. It was the hand I was dealt. His surgery, like most, just looks scary to me. I'm not against surgery. Just bad surgery. This guy would startle the shit out of me if I saw him on the street. I met the real Ken Doll guy working at the porn shop and it was horrifying. When this guys stuff wears off and his eyes go back to normal I am gonna have to look him up and see what he looks like. Not many races can go from looking like one race and becoming another successfully. Brazilians and Asians are the ones that do it best as well as changing their actual physical sex. Many a time transsexual porn has horrified me because I made the mistake of flipping the box over when it was being rented. Okay. I'm on a whole 'nother topic now...