Thursday, June 5, 2014

Man Gets Surgery, Scares Dante

Xiahn Nishi, 25, who used to be named Max which is the best guy name ever and should never be changed underwent ten surgeries to look like a Korean sex doll. Well, not really on purpose but he does. He is originally from Brazil which is a country where if you're born you should be happy because you hit a genetic lottery. Its hard to be from there and not look good. But Xiahn wasn't having none of that! He had hyaluronic acid injected to make his eyes larger (a chemical used to heal surgical wounds and for folks with mad joint issues and is temporary since it wears off after a couple of years) after multiple doctors were having none of his nonsense. “It was the first time this procedure was done” he bragged because his face hasn't fallen off yet. “I think I look handsomer like this. Maybe some people think it's not but I think it is.” If it makes him happy, I guess. I think I would be mad if I woke up with this surgery, but he seems to be really happy with it. For now. Yeah, I am one of those people. He says that he is not trying to be Asian, rather he likes the way it looks. He has since stopped dyeing his hair. 


While in school in South Korea he says he noticed a lot of people getting surgery to get a Western look. He says he has gotten positive comments from people and then ones like “it's better to look the way you were born” which is bullshit. Hardly anyone likes the way they look and would change at least three things about themselves if they could afford to or weren't afraid of surgery. I would have sharper teeth. Whatever with this face. It was the hand I was dealt. His surgery, like most, just looks scary to me. I'm not against surgery. Just bad surgery. This guy would startle the shit out of me if I saw him on the street. I met the real Ken Doll guy working at the porn shop and it was horrifying. When this guys stuff wears off and his eyes go back to normal I am gonna have to look him up and see what he looks like. Not many races can go from looking like one race and becoming another successfully. Brazilians and Asians are the ones that do it best as well as changing their actual physical sex. Many a time transsexual porn has horrified me because I made the mistake of flipping the box over when it was being rented. Okay. I'm on a whole 'nother topic now...

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