Showing posts with label Cara Claffy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cara Claffy. Show all posts

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Shit Just Got Real 19


Its not very often I get to report a story like this. False. This is starting to happen more often. You know that thing when a woman attacks someone with a sex toy? Yeah. That old thing. In New Mexico 35 year old Cara Claffy who doesn't look a day over 64 attacked her 60 year old mother Sheryl Claffy with a vibrator aka a personal massager. I love that stores can just sell vibrators knowing good and damn well that thing will never be applied anywhere above the waist. But I digress.

Joy...and pain!

The mother Sheryl was watching TV, let's assume Murder She Wrote, when she and her daughter got into an argument. Her daughter I imagine looked around the house for something good enough to whack her mama in the head with. Me, I have lots of stuff. A hammer, an iron, Voltron, my own penis, plenty of things. But Cara decided that a vibrator was perfectly fine for this situation. She said that after her daughter bonked her she felt blood coming down her head and ran out of the house to call for help.