Its not very often I get to report a story like this. False. This is starting to happen more often. You know that thing when a woman attacks someone with a sex toy? Yeah. That old thing. In New Mexico 35 year old Cara Claffy who doesn't look a day over 64 attacked her 60 year old mother Sheryl Claffy with a vibrator aka a personal massager. I love that stores can just sell vibrators knowing good and damn well that thing will never be applied anywhere above the waist. But I digress.
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The mother Sheryl was watching TV,
let's assume Murder She Wrote, when she and her daughter got into an
argument. Her daughter I imagine looked around the house for
something good enough to whack her mama in the head with. Me, I have
lots of stuff. A hammer, an iron, Voltron, my own penis, plenty of things. But Cara
decided that a vibrator was perfectly fine for this situation. She
said that after her daughter bonked her she felt blood coming down
her head and ran out of the house to call for help.
