What makes someone want sex? Me, personally, its because it feels awesome...most times. There have been plenty of times where it just didn't feel good. The stars were not aligned and gods whose names we no longer speak for fear of retribution stir and it doesn't feel good to bone. What makes someone want to have sex with 100,000 people? I have no idea. But Ania Lisewka of Poland wants to do this. That number is not a typo. You know how many people attended the last Superbowl? 71,024. Add on about 29,000 and that is how many dicks she wants to occupy her body.
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| "It's okay! I brought the Wetwipes!" |
Not at once. That isn't possible. The most I've ever seen was 6. You figure out how that looks because I'm not gonna describe it. If you had me sit and make a list of the amount of women I've ever wanted to have sex with in my life...it would be long. But not in the hundreds let alone thousands. Lisewska, who is 21, says that she is doing this as a statement about sex positivity. I have no idea what the fuck that means but what I do know is that I wouldn't touch this dame with a ten foot dick.
