Showing posts with label Prom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prom. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Kids These Days 37


There is this 18 year old kid from York, Pennsylvania that got into trouble for breaking the rules in the best way possible. No, not by sleeping with a teacher. That's so every other time but right now. Patrick Farves decided to ask Miss America Nina Davuluri to the prom. This is something that was kinda out of control a couple of years back. Soldiers would ask celebrities because you'd look like a dick to say no to someone defending the country. “He took a bullet for our country and you can't skip one highfalutin Hollywood party and take this man to a dance?!” they would cry.


The school knew what he was planning and told him not to do it. He knows what Nina looks like so he probably said “Fuck that!” and hollered at her during a question and answer session at his school.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Wanna Take A Porn Star To Prom?


There’s this dude in Minnesota that was going to prom. That’s not a news story. What is a news story is that he was gonna go with a porn star! I use that term lightly. If you wanna be technical about it Kim Kardashian is a porn star.

Nothing like tasting your lunch on the way down and up!

Good luck getting that image out of your head. The guy that was gonna, past tense, take a porn star to his prom is Mike Stone. Jesus. Now that is a porn name! He sent out Twitter messages to many people and Megan Piper responded. Here is a picture of her.