It is almost a new year and when the
New Year's comes people get weird as fuck. That is why I have written
The Seven People You Meet Around New Years. This is a quick guide to
recognizing who is around you at this time of year and you may find
yourself in one of these. You probably will. Not me though. Why?
Because I'm the greatest man that ever lived and a goddamn national
treasure that needs to be respected as such, that's why. Stop asking
so many questions. And I stay home. On New Year's I have been to
churches, raves, parties, in the streets, and just stayed my Black
ass at home. I prefer the last one because I will not bump into any
of the things on my list. But if anyone wants to swing on over for a
free mustache ride...
