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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Jimmy Failla Is A Dick


This guy is a dick. When I first saw this story I hoped that it was fake. Like that one porno I saw where a guy went down on a woman for more than ten seconds. I mean, come on with that. That's not a real thing. Anyway, this New York cab driver named Jimmy Failla that calls himself a comedian and author decided to prank people by putting a big ass Burmese python in the back of the cab with passengers, locking the door so they couldn't get out, and filming it. Why? Read the first sentence of this paragraph again.

A prank to me is silly, harmless things. Not putting a fucking snake in the proximity of someone who is not expecting it. That's called being an asshole. These people are trying to get somewhere. No one rides cabs for funsies. Can you imagine trying to get someplace and suddenly a snake is dumped into the backseat with you? My reaction although I have no fear of snakes would be to stomp the shit out of it like I'm listening to Kirk Franklin. Jimmy is using the snake and passengers as a way to promote a book he is doing about conquering fears.