Showing posts with label teens drinking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teens drinking. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Kids These Days 4


I typed in "insane child" on Google and this was one of the first images to pop up. It needs to be replaced with an image of a child doing what apparently is the latest trend: drinking motherfucking hand sanitizer to get goddamn drunk. Kids are stupid. This is not new information. They have to be clothed, fed, and changed until hopefully they start doing that shit for themselves.

Pictured: Responsible teen.

What are you, an ass? I know that kids want to get fucked up on stuff (click here to watch a news report). They sniff glue, lick windows, and eat paint chips. I get it. Life is hard. What with growing tits, having bad skin, and having to do homework all week sometimes even on Fridays. Oh, the pain of it all! It seems that liquid sanitizer has 62% ethyl alcohol and is 120 proof. That’s more proof than they tried to use against OJ Simpson!