Parents Failing Hard 3

Cheap parents are bad. Especially ones that don’t pay child support. And especially ones that only have to pay about $150 a month in child support and then post pictures of themselves on Facebook where they are posing with money on their bed. Meet Christopher Robinson, 23, of Milwaukee. He’s also in trouble for posting pictures of himself with liquor as well. He has a 3 year old child that he hasn’t paid a single damned cent towards.

“What we do in these types of cases is we try to find out from other family members whether there is other information we may not be able to know about” Milwaukee County Chief Deputy District Attorney Kent Lovern said. “Facebook has become a repository for information that we may not know about.”

Robinson was served with a damned arrest warrant back in February but said fuck that and didn’t appear in court. If this goof is found guilty he could get about 11 years in prison. I’m sure his kid wouldn’t even notice. Why would you post a picture of you flashing cash when you know you owe money for a life you created? You know that money is either for your kid or hoes!

They could never explain all the paper cuts to their fathers.

You hear about Lamar Odom falling asleep at his child custody hearing? He has two kids from a previous relationship and passed right the fuck out and when they woke him up he went right back to sleep. What a champion. If you’re famous you know that taking your ass, let alone your 6 foot 10 ass, to sleep anywhere in a court is a bad idea. I just looked up his baby mama. He definitely has a type. She looks…yeah.

Aww, lookit the sleeping giant...

I’ve never understood when guys didn’t pay child support especially when you hear about the ones where its thousands of dollars per month. $150 is not a lot of money even when you’re on unemployment. Just pay your fucking money. In case there are any single mother’s out there reading this and you think you’re too good and don’t need his money, shut that shit up and take it. Babies shouldn’t be living off Burger King and Top Ramen. Also, my name is Dante and I’d totally tap it. You know what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.

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