In this episode I talk about getting sick, babble for a bit, Only In Florida involving burrito fights, Dude What The Fuck? featuring a girl being handcuffed for love, Bitches Be Crazy with a lady using her vagina for a purse, and a Listener Question from California King author Heather. Click here for this and previous Rosscast Shows.
So I came back from St Patrick's celebrations thinking I could not possibly find anything as obnoxious and gross as us Irish living up to all our negative stereotypes. Then I check my blogroll and there it is...the new Rosscast title, 'Lady Juices'. I literally lol'd.
ReplyDeleteLady using her vagina as storage space? That ain't no lady.
I bet SOMEONE out there finds the thought of a woman with an loaded revolver in her vagina and meth in her ass really hot.
Loving Lady Bug, mainly because the freakishly scary stuff is combined with the very real. Ronald especially seems like a real kid, a real scared kid at that. It's way more scary that these things are happening to kids I completely believe in. Wah.
I keep having this conversation with fellow readers about the Kindle. Having a Kindle does not exclude you from reading actual books! It's not one or the other! However I agree that I, at least, am less likely to read new books on my Kindle. Most of what I read on it are books I already have read and love. Odd, that. I love having such a large choice of books in my bag though. It's great for public transport and other travels.
'My friend from Ireland...that's an inside joke' -what? I'm looking around suspiciously and wondering what the joke is. Hmmm.
That OIF story made me hear the guy say in a Dudley voice -'Mom....GET THE BURRITO!'.
DAMMIT I just got the inside joke. My slowness in getting it shows that I am now typifying another Irish stereotype: the dumb mick! Heehee. A belated happy St Patrick's Day to you and your listeners xoxo
ReplyDeleteI was hesitant to call it “Lady Juices” but then the name made me laugh so I kept it because anything that makes me laugh makes the world laugh. Right? I’m pretty sure that’s how the world works. I’m sure someone is looking specifically for a woman that can use her vajayjay as a backpack. Some guy read this story and punched a wall angry he didn’t find her before she was arrested.
ReplyDeleteI’m glad that you have been enjoying the Lady Bug (not juices) story. Its fun rewriting it because there is so much of it I don’t remember. The last part I posted I’d completely forgotten about. And Kindle is the devil. I always imagine something happening that wipes out all electronic things and we’re boned. Boned, I say!
Thanks friend…in Ireland.