"50 Stripes Of Gray" Part 5 of 5

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Delvin rubbed his shoulder as he followed Dr. Basir into the same room he last fainted in. His penis shuddered in remembrance. He shook that memory out of his head and focused on the beautiful woman that stood less than four feet away from him.

“Should I undress?” he asked her. She held up a single finger, letting him know she was busy looking at his test results. A single, beautifully manicured finger. “That’s...um, that’s a nice color.” Dr. Basir turned to face him.

“Really?” she asked him. “Thanks. Most guys don’t notice small things like that.” Delvin’s heart began pumping hard in his chest which meant that his blood flow was increasing which meant that his penis was growing which meant…“Are you okay?” Dr. Basir asked him. He held up his hand and slowly sat down. Dr. Basir took his hand and helped him stand. Her hand is so soft he thought to himself. It was as if he were dreaming. That is until the loud ripping of paper snapped him back into reality as Dr. Basir laid thick paper across the exam table. Delvin slowly sat back down.

“Thank you” he said as his brow began to sweat. This was a bad idea, he thought. “So, uh, what do the tests say? Did I pass?” he asked with a slight chuckle.

“You want the good news or the bad news?” she asked him.

“Good news first.”

“The bad news is…”

“I asked for good…”

“...is that I won’t be sucking your cock today.” Dr. Basir smiled at Delvin and he felt the room begin to sway and the lights dim. “Oh, no you don’t” Dr. Basir said as she held his hands in her face. “You’re not passing out on me again.” She slowly laid him on his back and left the room.

“Damn it” Delvin muttered as he took a deep breath. “What’s wrong with me?” Moments later Dr. Basir returned with a small cup of water in a paper cup. Delvin slowly sat up and attempted to smile. She handed him the cup and he nodded. “Thanks.”

“Can I finish with my diagnosis?” she asked. “It’s kinda the best part of the job.” Delvin nodded. “Like I said, the bad news is that nothing will be happening between the two of us today. I’m trying really hard to word this so that you don’t pass out again.”

“And the good news?”

“Urinary tract infection” she said. “Simple antibiotics and you’ll be fine in about five days but you should start feeling better by tomorrow. Can you wait five days for this?” she asked as she unbuttoned her top. Black bra. Victoria’s Secret. Released November 2013. “Delvin? Am I losing you again? I asked if you could wait five days?”

“I can wait five years…”

“Five days is easier” she said as she buttoned her top and smiled. “Go to the front desk and get your prescription filled. I’ll see you soon.” Delvin smiled and slowly stood. There was an uncomfortable silence as he waited for something to happen.

“Do I kiss you or…?”

“A handshake is fine for now” Dr. Basir said as she led him to the door. “I'll call you in a few days.”

Delvin smiled as he left the room. He was ready to tell Gary all about the good news. In less than a week he was going to be having sex or something close to it with one of the most beautiful women he has ever seen. Sure, she had a lot of sex with a lot of men in a lot of movies. But for one night, two if he was lucky, she'd be with just him. He looked around the waiting room searching for Gary.

“Are you looking for that asshole that was sitting right here?” a lady asked Delvin. He nodded and suddenly he felt something smash into the back of his head. He slowly rolled over to his back and could make out parts of what the woman was saying. “Not the guy...left already...wrong guy...” Delvin saw the outline of a large man looming over him just as he lost consciousness.

Gary smiled. He had a plan and he was going to stick to it. He felt a bit bad about leaving Delvin at the hospital but he knew he was in good hands. Hell, if anything he was having great sex right now. But later? Later it was going to be Gary and Dr. Basir reenacting scenes from some of his favorite porno films. The angry dragon. The dolphin. Portuguese breakfast. Rusty trombones. The pirate. Brown neckties. Puppies in the bathtub. Alabama hot pocket. And of course the Cincinnati bow-tie. He was snapped out of his fantasy by his cell ringing.

“You finished already?” Gary asked. He heard slow breathing on the other end. It was Delvin. “Are you calling me while you're still fucking?! You are a champion among champions!”

“Where are you?” Delvin asked, trying to control his temper.

“Oh, just went to grab something to eat” he lied.

“Really?” Delvin said. He penis twitched.

He's lying to us...

“You okay?” Gary asked. “You sound weird.”

“Some guy knocked me out” Delvin said. “He thought I was you.”

“Some guy...oh.”

“Yeah.”

“Sucks.”

“It does” Delvin said as he hung up.

“Hello?” Gary said. “Hello? Damn. Cheap ass phone.” Gary tossed his phone on his seat as he turned onto Dr. Basir's street. He took a deep breath and laughed. He was going to do it. To Dr. Basir. He stopped in front of her house, cut the engine, and waited.

Delvin waited at the bus stop since Gary had taken his car.

Vengeance...

“Yes” Delvin said. “Vengeance. Then sex.”

“Excuse me?” a guy sitting next to Delvin asked.

“Not you” he said. “Gary.”

The End?