"50 Stripes Of Gray" Part 5 of 5

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Delvin rubbed his shoulder as he followed Dr. Basir into the same room he last fainted in. His penis shuddered in remembrance. He shook that memory out of his head and focused on the beautiful woman that stood less than four feet away from him.

“Should I undress?” he asked her. She held up a single finger, letting him know she was busy looking at his test results. A single, beautifully manicured finger. “That’s...um, that’s a nice color.” Dr. Basir turned to face him.

“Really?” she asked him. “Thanks. Most guys don’t notice small things like that.” Delvin’s heart began pumping hard in his chest which meant that his blood flow was increasing which meant that his penis was growing which meant…“Are you okay?” Dr. Basir asked him. He held up his hand and slowly sat down. Dr. Basir took his hand and helped him stand. Her hand is so soft he thought to himself. It was as if he were dreaming. That is until the loud ripping of paper snapped him back into reality as Dr. Basir laid thick paper across the exam table. Delvin slowly sat back down.

“Thank you” he said as his brow began to sweat. This was a bad idea, he thought. “So, uh, what do the tests say? Did I pass?” he asked with a slight chuckle.

“You want the good news or the bad news?” she asked him.

“Good news first.”

“The bad news is…”

“I asked for good…”

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The next morning Gary stood in the doorway of the bathroom waiting for Delvin to awaken. He had been up for two hours and was far too excited at the idea of meeting a pornstar in real life. Sure, he wouldn't be the one having sex with her but living vicariously through his far more adventurous friends was how he has stayed disease free.

Delvin finally slowly opened his bedroom door and shuffled to the bathroom, ignoring Gary. Gary smiled and tipped his cup of coffee to him. Delvin pulled out his member and attempted to urinate.

Not so fast!

“Wow” Gary said. “That looks painful. Good thing I'm coming with you for moral support. Then maybe she can give you some oral support. See what I did there?!” Gary high-fives himself spilling coffee all over his arm. “Shit fuck cunt bitch!”

“You're not coming” Delvin hisses while attempting to squeeze a drop out. “You'll just embarrass yourself.”

“You're just afraid she'll ignore you once she sees my dick” Gary says, licking coffee from his forearm.

“Why would she even see yours?”

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Gary stared at Delvin not sure whether he should attack him or not. He walked over to his bed and immediately stood back up. Delvin's penis shook, not knowing what was going to transpire. Gary took a few deep breaths before finally sitting directly in front of Delvin on the floor with his legs crossed.

“So...you fainted?” Gary asked. Delvin nodded. “Why did you faint, if I may ask?”

“She started talking about small dicks or something and I think she made a move for me...”

“Wait wait wait wait” Gary said while waving his hands. “She touched your dick?”

“No” Delvin sighed. “I mean...she would have if I hadn't fainted. That's her job. To check out dicks that are sick. But she started saying things and the next thing I know I'm in a gown with an IV in my arm. It all happened so fast.”

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Gary stood in the doorway with his arms folded. Delvin sighed and waited for it to happen. If his penis had arms he's sure they would be crossed as well. Gary shook his head and closed the bathroom door. After close to ten minutes he managed to squeeze three drops out before giving up. He shuffled into the living room also known as Gary's room and sat on the couch...also known as Gary's bed.

“Don't let your poisoned stick touch my bed” Gary said while sipping coffee. Delvin checked his boxers to insure that his penis was indeed where it should be.

“Is there any more coffee left?” Delvin asked.

“Yeah” Gary replied. “But you're not getting any.”

“Why not?”

"50 Stripes Of Gray" Part 1 of 5

Delvin sits in the waiting room with his legs crossed, willing his penis to settle. This is a two pronged will at play. One, his doctor is a very attractive woman that is close to a decade younger than him and is the exact duplicate of a comic book heroine he masturbated to as a teen. And two, because he has a urinary tract infection that has been nagging him for two months. His closest friend Gary convinced him to finally do something about his problem after growing tired of his high pitched screams as he used the bathroom every morning.

“Come on!” Gary screamed through the bathroom door. “This has gone on long enough. If you don’t take care of your cock how do you expect anyone else to?” Gary listened to Delvin stifled a scream before shouldering the door open causing Delvin to spray the faux fur rug with a frothy stream. “You’re pissing cream soda!” Gray shouted as he dodged a stream. “You need to see a doctor!”

“I’m good…” Delvin hissed through clenched teeth. “I’ll be done…in a minute…” Beads of sweat dripped down Delvin’s nose. “Its not…as bad as it…looks…”