Parents Failing Hard 10

You remember that one time you were at school and not feeling well and then all of a sudden this lady walked up to you and smacked the shit out of you? No? Neither do I. Because it didn't happen to us. I mean, maybe it did to you. I don't know how you grew up. But it sure as hell didn't happen to me. It occurred in South Carolina when a kid got sucker punched by a woman because of mistaken identity. I know all about mistaken identity. Hello, LAPD!

A mother of three named Tyshekka Collier went to her son's school because he got suspended. She walked up to her “son” and smacked his ass to the ground before realizing that, oops, it wasn't her kid. She supposedly apologized before finding her real son and then hitting his ass because apparently hitting little Black boys is like eating potato chips. The first kid she hit was in the office not because he was in trouble like her bad ass kid, but because he was sick. Can you imagine that shit?!

Boy: “I don't feel so good? I can't wait to go home and get better. Hi, ma'am. My name is--”

Tyshekka: “Damn it, boy!” (smack) “Wait. You ain't mine. But he is though!” (smack)

I imagine it looked like this.

Crazy ass woman. She was charged with disturbing a school and assault and battery. While mama is in jail her three kids are in protective custody. Damn. Can you imagine the ass kicking those kids are gonna get when she is out of jail? Every kid is gonna get their ass knocked to the ground whether they belong to her or not. She will probably end up in some anger management classes and getting community service. She needs to have just random people, like a team, just knock her down unexpectedly every once in a while until all of her kids are past 18. You just got sentenced!

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