Shit Just Got Real 12

Quinno's crazy ass sent me this story about a week ago. It is an uplifting story of one man's battle against the system and trying to retain not only his freedom, but his humanity. Or its about some dude that was beating off and fighting cops. You decide after reading.

Meet Andrew Frey, 37. A few days before Christmas in Oregon he went to Iggy's Bar & Grill and for whatever reason, call it a whim, call it a strong desire to show his body that he appreciated it, he started jerking off in front of everyone. Since they were all squares he decided to keep on bleeding the weasel. People had an issue with this so the police were called. Andrew had no more shits to give so he kept on burping the worm.

Now shit gets real.

A deputy zapped him with a taser repeatedly but that didn't stop him from peeling his banana. Since he wasn't going down he and the cop got into a fight which sounds like my worst nightmare. I don't ever want to brawl with anyone who has their dick in their hand. That is just no bueno for me. Since he couldn't stop Andrew he called for backup in the form of 14 more cops.

It took a total of 15 of them to finally subdue this nasty ass mofo. He was arrested and held on charges of resisting arrest (derp!), public indecency, and theft of services. Not sure where that charge came from unless someone was trying to serve his wang and he took that opportunity from them. Andrew could not remember fighting all them cops which would piss me off personally because I would love to have that story to tell but did recall taking meth because it was probably the best part of his week.

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