Women Don't Fight Fair 3

Some people are passionate about their food. I love food. I write about it, I think about it a lot because there's a fat man inside just waiting to burst out. But I can't say I'm as passionate as Shaneka Monique Torres who is 29 going on 42. She got mad when a Michigan McDonald's messed up her order and decided that the logical thing to do was fire a bullet at the place because when you want bacon at 3:10am you really want your damned bacon!

When I first read this story I was kinda puzzled. I figured that there had to be more to this than meets the eye. So Detective Dante got to diggin'! So the way it is told, Torres got her order wrong, shot at the place, and left. But there's more to it because most women that have this hairstyle are making big life changes. A blond haired Black woman that is 5 foot 7 and 256lbs. trolling McDonald's at 3 in the morning can't be that hard to find. There's, like, maybe three women that come through like that around that time of night. So cops were able to find her rather quickly and locked her ass up on $50,000 bond and charged her with weapons and discharging a firearm.

The girl that was working the drive through had her family interviewed and they said that she was still scared because she didn't expect that someone would fire through a window because of an order gone wrong. I assumed that that was shown in the training videos when you were hired.

Then this story got weird and stupid at the same time.

Before this all went down Torres was flirting with the manager and given him her number because she likes to provide as much evidence as possible before committing a crime. It also turns out that maybe she didn't think they got her on tape enough because she had gone to the same McDonald's earlier (kinda explains the whole 256 pound thing...) and even then they fucked her order up. The manager told her that her next meal would be free which I assume is what she tried to cash in at 3 in the morning and had the exact same order fucked up.

This makes me wonder if she was mad that her order was screwed up, that the manager didn't call her back, or if she just got angry at McDonald's as an establishment. Either way it isn't fair. Could you imagine knowing that your night and early morning was going to be spent working at a drive through? You know that 98% of the people that come through at that time of morning are gonna be mean, drunk, high, or all three at the same time because U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

"Bitch, I'm 'bout to ball this!"

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