Bombardier beetle. Haha. Well played
nature. Make a bug that can shoot explosions out of its ass. Makes
perfect sense. This insect version of a frat boy or three year old
(which are mysteriously gassy!) can even choose what direction
they want to shoot this shit at you. It keeps two chemicals,
hydroquinone and hydrogen peroxide, loaded in the chamber and once it
is ejected the air makes it become an explosion.
Oh, and in case you
think I'm just worrying for nothing these things live everywhere
except Antarctica. These baby monsters hunt at night consuming other
bugs using its natural shotgun powered ass. And its not like this
thing hits you once and escapes like a Black teenager. No. This
stores enough ass bullets to get you about twenty times which is
enough to kill most of what it is hunting for. You should see the
video of these goddamn things. Its not like some little “pewn!”
comes out. It'd be like running up on a kid thinking you can steal
their candy and they whip out a weapon from Fallout. I also don't like that it looks like other insects. Is it a bee? A wasp? (shoots fire) Nope.
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