In this episode I discuss my day, seeing some movies, a Dude What the Fuck? with a guy stealing penis enhancement pills , Only In Flor...

Let me preface this by saying that I am a dick but I don’t consider myself a hypocrite. When I first saw this story I couldn’t climb as h...

SH sent me this story earlier today and I sighed so loudly that I'm sure it sounded like Bigfoot was climaxing. A mother up in Canad...

Once again I had to prove my champion status by winning a bear out of a machine. Years ago I got one from a local Toys R Us despite Camill...

Back when I was about 16 years old me and my girlfriend at the time decided to go get pictures taken. You wouldn't think it from as ma...

About a month ago the people at the BART 16th Street Mission Station in San Francisco experienced my worst nightmare come to life when a ...

We're alive. I know. Shocking, isn't it? As a child raised in the 80's in a world where for a quarter we could buy gun powde...

In this episode I do an Only In Florida with a fight between an old lady and a pregnant woman, Kids These Days featuring spoiled ass ki...

I ride the bus every single day. As old as I am I still don’t drive but I know that eventually I’ll have to because I plan on having a more ...

The other day was my late brother Kevin's birthday. I've written quite a but about him because fuck you I loved him and he wa...

In this episode I talk about my weekend, pork chops, Only In Florida involving, surprise!, a woman attacking her man, Bad Parent Of The ...

When I was little and we'd go and pick my mother up from work we would go past this Chevrolet dealership that had this giant Felix t...

In this episode I talk about my fun weekend relaxing (or my version of it), getting cereal, movie spoilers, get interrupted by a Black pi...

I think the state of Texas is getting pissed off that Florida has been hogging all the crazy and bad decision making. If you had a kid, l...

Once again Maxim has released their Hot 100 list. And of course I disagree with this nonsense. Now before I rage I know that this list ...