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FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. - Here's some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it.

Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald's restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald's Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager. The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home. The suit says that Phillip Sherman left the phone the Fayetteville store in July and that employees promised to secure it until he returned. Manager Aaron Brummley declined to comment, and other company officials didn't return messages.

No. the real answer is: If you take naked ass photos on your cell phone you’re a jackass. How many celebrities have done this and acted shocked when the pictures got out? Newsflash: If you own a cell phone that has the ability to take pictures, anyone with the will and knowledge has access to whatever you say, write, or shoot.
You can’t blame McDonald’s or their management because you’re a jackass trying to spice up your boring ass love life by using your phone to send naked ass pictures. See, I have no problem with people taking pictures of each other. It can be the hotness. What I have a problem with is taking the pictures, saving them, and leaving your phone laying around. His wife should’ve been like, “I swear to God if you leave this somewhere I will kill you for real.”
If he left the phone why didn’t he just hop back in his car and go get it? I don’t care of it was late. The fact that he talked to the employees means it wasn’t closed. Hop in your shit, drive down there, and hope no one looked at what you had in there. Idiot. I am so tired of people not taking responsibility for their dumb ass actions. Was it right that someone put the pictures online? No. Was it right that the husband is a forgetful jackass? No. But $3,000,000.00 for damages? Please. Moving because of this shit? Oh, come on, dude. Your wife can’t be that hot. Live with the shame like the rest of the world and move on. Rockets.