I saw this story and asked a friend if
24 year old Vanquesia Hatisha Lowe qualified as a Certified Bastard
and after realizing that she didn't meet the criteria for such a
title (mean, evil, dangerously ignorant) I decided to plop her down
here. This Florida resident was arrested last week after she stile a
glass dildo from a Spencer's gift shop that cost about $25. Lowe put
it in her purse after opening it and skidaddled. She was caught at
another store in the mall and at first said she didn't do anything
before finally handing it over to a store manager. This entire
situation is embarrassing.
Is it said in a police report that she
didn't think that she would get caught. I would hope that someone
that steals something has more confidence in themselves. “I can do
this! I am gonna steal this dildo and get myself off with ill gotten
goods!” She was released on $500 bond.
Different sites keep
referring to it as a vibrator and made of glass which in and of
itself is a ridiculous conclusion to make. It is likely acrylic and
there is no way those take batteries unless you make one yourself and
like living in the danger zone. The acrylic type of dildos can be
warmed up in the microwave which should make you look at your single
female friends that live alone and openly talk about their sex toys a
little bit differently when they offer to warm up a meal for you.
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