Shit Just Got Real 8

As humans we do stupid things that we hope no one saw. Back when I was little I did things that would have been Youtube sensation if it was caught on tape meaning my life would be ruined and I would not be the same guy you all know right now. The internet has changed the way a lot of people are handled when they fuck up in life. Take Michigan chick Alicia Ann Lynch. Please. Take her somewhere far from Earth.

She decided that it would be fun to come to work for Halloween dressed as a victim of the Boston marathon bombing. Now, depending on your levels of fucked up in your head you may think this is funny or even clever. You may even think that this is a “too soon” situation. Me, I think this is someone who had one of those horrible ideas and followed through with it. None of us are above them. See an old lady crossing the street too slowly and you imagine running her ass down making you Dodge earn its name. Someone talking too loudly on their cell phone and you want to throw it into traffic...after you through them.

But this?

My Childhood Halloween Costume

When I was little Halloween was one of those holidays that was more exciting in thought than execution. Like butt sex. I would beg for a costume and most times get nothing but some fangs and blood capsules that I was afraid to use because I just knew I'd be that dumb kid that swallowed them. Honestly, the only costume I can even think of was this Skeletor one that I got. Took me forever to find an image of one since I figured everyone who ever wore it still lives with the embarrassment of it.

Fear me!

When my mother brought this home I screamed like a little girl. The costume consisted of a mask that was held on to my face with a thin rubberband that broke within minutes of being used. I walked around with one hand holding on to the mask. The outfit was one of those old fashioned plastic ones that I'm pretty sure is no longer made due to fire hazards. As cheap as it looks in hindsight I felt pretty badass when I wore it.

Be Creative Not A Hooker

I've written before how Halloween is just an excuse for girls to dress slutty. It bothers me. I'm not even exactly sure why. For some reason around this time of year I get this strange ass Puritan state of mind and would love to see women dress as something cool, original, or creative instead of just saying “Here are my tits and ass with paint on them!” and thinking they should get style points for the year. No. It doesn't work that way. The Munky wrote an excellent blog (read it by clicking here) pointing out the nonsense involved with costumes and how women wear them. She's way more hardcore than me when it comes to this.

One of the things that bothers me most about chicks costumes is that it has to be “Sexy Insert Something That Should Not Be Sexy.” Yeah, we get it. Sexy Nurse. Sexy Ghost. Sexy Maid. Whatever. We've seen it a thousand times and its seriously old. Save those get-ups for sex. Halloween is about being creative and/or scary as shit. Don't do what these people don't do. By the way, I'm not even kind of complaining about that chick above. She's too damned hot.

"Doom Mates" Halloween Short

They're baaaaaaaaaaack!!! Dante, Pretty Ricky, Death, Jason, and Michael are back to share some "skurry" stories for Halloween. One guess on how long it is before someone is insulted, hurt, or attacked. Thanks for watching!

Halloween...An Excuse To Dress Slutty

I think I’ve finally figured out why I can never think of what to wear for Halloween. No cool Black characters. Who can I dress as? Luke Cage? Cyborg? Bloodstone? Popo from Dragonball Z? Blade? I bet you all just went “Who, what, when, where, and Wesley Snipes?” Seriously, I always end up dressing as Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers. Anything with a mask. Not complaining really since my entire Doom Mates series is based off of those costumes. If I were a chick this would be totally different. Halloween is the one time of the year my neighborhood is overrun with women wearing less than the men! When looking for pictures for my article on my West Hollywood blog I found some hot ass pictures that prove that Halloween is the time of the year where girls are allowed to dress as slutty as they want.

Rosscast Episode 85: Halloween Time!

In this episode I talk about Halloween (of course!) and seeing ghosts and spirits. I also talk about whether or not I'm going to Hell, my 2 year anniversary, food, and going to the L.A Zoo. Remember to download Dan-e-o's "Dilla Pickles" album later tonight. Click here to download this and older Rosscast's. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 50: "The Double Standard"

Oh, boy. Man, do I know how to babble. In this episode I talk about everything from zombie proofing, vampire movies, Halloween, why chivalry is dead, and why not to date chicks that dress like whores. I also try out my new Meatwad impersonation. Enjoy!