This is gonna be one of those posts where you either shake your head in shame at me or just laugh and go “Oh, that Dante!” This 34 year old chick in Arizona named Keri Gonzalez was busted for boning this 15 year old kid whose name has not been released but who I shall refer to as “Champ” for the rest of this post because jealousy. Full disclosure, I know how bad this whole story sounds. Adults having sex with teenagers is a terrible thing. Of course. But...I used to be a 15 year old boy at some point and if a 34 year old woman made a move on me chances are I would've jumped her. Hell, if a 34 year old tried it now I would...
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So Champ and Keri were bumping uglies
when the boy's mother heard “knocking sounds by the stairs on the
wall” and went to check on her kid around 2 in the morning. If you
are having sex at that time of the morning its either an awesome
surprise, sloppy and drunk, or a police report waiting to happen. The
mother tried to open the door and it was locked. When Champ finally
opened the door, lord knows why he did that!, mom saw Keri crouched
in the corner butt booty ass naked. Keri decided to bail when mom
started shouting and ended up breaking her ankle jumping from the
window.
