When I am out in the public I notice something that is getting worse with each passing year and that is being present. One definition of...

If the Sad Hulk song had a visual image this would be it. When I first heard about this I didn't feel bad for this kid Teddy Mazzin...

There's nothing worse than uninvited penis. Uninvited is usually unexpected and the last place you ever expect to see a penis (all C...

Throwing tantrums only works if you are a toddler or an attractive woman. If you are a grown ass man that starts yelling when you don...

Whenever I write posts like these a bit of myself is in some of the personality types I'm shit talking. I do not have many friends...

When I first heard this story from Cam I hoped it was fake. I have checked multiple sites and so far it is coming up Milhouse so I decid...

Some damned fool decided to play a game of slap ass with a hippo at the L.A. Zoo . This ass smacking bandit has not been caught yet but ...

There are times in your life when you feel like you need to say something. Not because you are a man and “mansplaining” which is a term ...

Jasmine is back! In this episode we talk about our not Fat Tour to Yardbird and Trejo's Donuts , me (Dante) talking about women a...

Click here for previous Johnny Panic . Life is so much easier when you don't have a family or love anyone more than yourself...

Jasmine is here! We talk about the failure that was the DTLA Donut Fest , eating at Chimney , taste test some sodas, and find out a shock...

When I watch people play video games (yeah, I watch Cartoonz up in my room) or when I see a video of an angry dude shouting before bei...

It has been years since I have tried to save you all and look at what's happened. Wars all over the world. A freak for a president...

I was talking to Cam a few days ago about things that were around when we were little and I thought of the vacuum. Yeah, they still make...

I do not have kids. But I used to be one. And one thing that I know was that I wanted to move away from my parents as soon as I could....