An idiot named Hiram Jimenez in
Westhampton, New Jersey tried to sue Applebee's because he burned
himself in the face parts while praying before his meal. Thankfully
the court ruled that he can't see the restaurant. In March of 2010
(so soon?!) when the meal was brought to him he bowed his head to
pray and says he heard “a loud sizzling noise, followed by 'a pop
noise' and then felt a burning sensation in his left eye and on his
face.” Jackass.
Jimenez said that the waitress did not warn him
that the food was hot. Yeah. Read that again and let the dumb sink
into your bones. The restaurant says they weren't responsible for
warning customers “against a danger that is open and obvious.” I
hate these kind of lawsuits. Why would you bow your head that low
over a sizzling skillet of food? Its that thing people do now where
they do something stupid and embarrasses themselves and instead of
just taking that as a lesson not to dip your head in hot shit they
get mad at their own stupidity and try to get paid for it. I say
bathe him in fajitas. Sizzling fajitas.
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