Dashuh told me about this story where
this 25 year old chick in San Diego was arrested for getting a little
bit too turnt up. And by a little bit I mean so goddamned drunk that
she fell asleep at the wheel in the middle of Interstate 805. A
photojournalist named Paul Anderegg found Amber Dlaine McKinney
Morgan knocked the fuck out behind the wheel while cars swerved to
not hit her.
He ran up to her window and tapped on it shouting at her
to wake up or see what was wrong with her. As you can see from the
photo, she was not waking up. I have to admit, she is pretty hot.
Hotter asleep than when she is awake which is totally a thing. Stop
acting like it isn't. Some people can be sleeping or have their eyes
closed and you'll be all like “Aww...” and then they open them
and the theme to Godzilla starts playing. Its totally a thing. So
back to the story. Amber was not even trying to wake up. 911 was
called and police showed up for a little smashy-smashy.
Officer Sergio Flores arrived from the
CHP and he braved traffic to tap and shout on her window. He tried to
smash it a couple of times and it didn't break but it did get the car
to slowly start moving. He Captain Caveman'd the window on the
passenger side and smashed it. That kinda woke Amber up a little bit.
He got her “allegedly” drunk ass out of the car where a bottle of
Schnapps and vodka were on the floor which if you have not had is delicious an the easiest, cheapest, and fastest way to get fucked up real fast. That Schnapps will turn that vodka into water.
She was arrested on suspicion
of driving under the influence. Her bail has been set at $2,500. She
is now a San Diego State University student that was studying to be a
journalist that is now known as that chick in the booty shorts that
passed out in the middle of the road. Her just being arrested is the
best way this could've ended. There is video of this entire thing if
you look it up so you know I'm not exaggerating any of this.
Hopefully she gets her shit together before this happens again. And
don't drink and drive, people. Its fucking silly.
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