On May 18th, 2015 America suffered its
first death by zombie. By August 8th, 2015 4,000,000 plus had been
overtaken by the hordes of undead. Unlike in the movies where the
world would band together and defeat the threat and live happily ever
after, in the real world everyone panicked.
Badly.
By statistics taken
three years after the invasion had begun, 8 out of 10 Americans were
infected. Those not infected either by genetics, luck, or a forgiving
God, are called Alphas. Zombies are called Zetas. Most Alphas became
solitary creatures. Zetas on the other hand travel in packs. Many
packs. Ray and Thomas have personally removed 3,000 or so Zetas from
the world.
By pure luck.
“It's not gonna blink”
Thomas said as his cousin Ray stared into the eyes of a zombie. “Why
are you doing this?”By pure luck.
“Because you never know” Ray said as he kept his eyes trained on the recently “killed” zombie. “Remember what happened last week with Lisa?”
“That was completely different” Thomas said. “I swear I thought I had hit it in the head. Like, a perfect bulls eye. Guess I was wrong.”
“You guess?” Ray asked. “It came back alive and bit her arm off!” Ray shoved Thomas away from the corpse and fired another shot into its head. “Happy now? Its dead dead.”
“Yes” Thomas said. “Yes, I am. Now let's head over to Universal City. I heard some moans coming from over there a few days ago. Its just been so damned hot I don't wanna walk over there. Nothing is worse than hot Zeta ass.”
“Wet Zeta ass is pretty bad” Ray said as they stepped onto Hollywood Boulevard. Ray looked slowly up and down the street. There were abandoned cars everywhere. He and Ray considered moving them until the first three cars they attempted to move had Zetas inside and ready to eat. “You know what stinks?”
“What?”
“The fact that I finally got to meet Will Smith and he was a zombie” Ray said as they began walking. “I swear I almost let him bite me I was so in shock to see him. I don't know why but I kinda assumed that celebrities would be immune or something.”
“That makes no sense” Thomas said. “Especially since we don't even know how this all started. Remember how they tried blaming it on terrorists at first?”
“And then North Korea” Ray finished. “I still think it was aliens.”
“Mexicans?”
“No, Mars.”
After a while killing becomes simple. “They aren't human” becomes your mantra. You tell it to yourself before sleep as if it were a prayer. Many had taken their own lives because they could not keep that in mind after days of fighting. One of the ultimate tests of whether or not someone would be able to tough this new world out was whether or not you could kill a family member or close friend that had become infected. Many couldn't and in turn got eaten.
Ray watched as the smoke rose over Los Angeles. Wiping his eyes he noticed the black soot and ash on his hand. He sighed and tapped Thomas on the shoulder while pointing towards downtown Los Angeles. Thomas slowly shook his head.
“It makes no sense” he said. “Everything is already fucked up and people are still burning what little is left. Remember last month those two dickheads that thought it was cool to burn all of the Starbucks?”
“Yeah” Ray said. “All this smoke does is make the Zetas come towards it. I'm sure as hell not going downtown anytime soon.”
Rapid gunfire caught their attention and they hid behind a large abandoned truck. Shouts could be heard as well as the unmistakable moan of the Zetas. Their screams chilled you to the bone no matter how often you heard it. A combination of pain and orgasmic pleasure. Zetas did not breathe and no one knew how it was possible for them to make sounds. But they did.
“What a waste of bullets” Thomas said. “Unless they're being attacked by dozens it doesn't make sense to use that much ammo.”
“Should we go and help?” Ray asked regretting the question as soon as it had let his lips. Thomas scoffed. “I take that is a no.”
“Fuck 'em” Thomas said as he checked his gun. “Every man for himself. I'm not wasting my bullets or my life helping someone stupid enough to wander into a group of Zetas. Let's get out of here before they make their way towards us.” Approaching footsteps stopped him as he rose to his feet.
“Shit” Ray said.
“Help!” a large man covered in blood shouted as he saw Thomas' head duck back behind the truck. “Help me!”
“I should shoot him” Thomas said. He could already hear the shuffling of the Zetas as they began chasing after this stranger. “Fucker is gonna lead them straight to us.”
“Let's just run” Ray said as he was already ten feet away from Thomas. They ran until a hand grabbed Ray's leg tripping him. “Shit!” he shouted as he kicked at the Zeta with his heel. He had learned months ago not to kick with anything fleshy or catchable. Thomas began pulling Ray away. Half a torso came along with him. “Fucking shoot it!” he shouted to Thomas. The man that had brought the Zetas had already ran past them. “That asshole!”
Thomas slipped on his thick rubber glove and began punching the Zeta. Zetas feel no pain, but for some reason have kept enough of their humanity to experience annoyance. It released Ray and began moaning. Ray got to his feet and stomped it until it was silent. Thomas looked left and saw that the Zetas were now less than thirty feet away.
“We gotta book it” Thomas told Ray. “These bastards are slow but persistent.” They both began running towards the man that had caused this. Ray turned left suddenly and dove into a small car. “What the fuck are you doing?” Thomas asked.
“This” he said as he started the engine. “Look at how clean this thing is” he said. “It can't have been here too long.”
Dodging cars all across the road they headed away from the Zetas and towards The Hollywood Bowl. They pulled into the parking lot and sat quietly, neither of them knowing quite what to say. Thomas reached into his pocket and removed a small bag of almonds. He handed some to Ray who smiled and slowly ate them. Never knowing if this day would be your last, the two of them had learned to appreciate the small things in life. Bathing, eating, and sleeping. Most nights an hour of rest would be interrupted by the moan of Zetas of the screams of victims.
“Now what?” Ray asked.
“How much gas does this thing have?” Thomas asked as he chewed his nails. “I think its time to get out of L.A.”
The saddest part of it all is that when
the Zeta threat began everyone assumed it was a part of a strange
viral campaign or a movie stunt. A Zeta would be seen ambling down
the street and people would either laugh or cross the street not
wanting to be a part of whatever silly new reality show was being
filmed. A few believed the Zetas were homeless people gone mad. It
took the transformation of a celebrity for everyone to realize that
the threat was real. But by that point thousands were already
infected. Nothing like seeing your favorite actress, obviously sick
with something, attacking her date of the week on a red carpet to
snap you into reality.
“We can't leave L.A” Ray said. By
the sound of his voice Thomas knew that he had been thinking about
this for some time. “I mean, we can, but what's the point? There
are Zetas everywhere. No place is any safer.”
“I know but still…” Thomas said
as he trailed off.
“What's wrong?” Ray asked with more
panic in his voice than he'd ever later admit. “You see something?”
“Look” Thomas said.
Dozens of Zetas walked, shuffled,
dragged themselves towards their car from The Hollywood Bowl. Almost
every stadium or large place of gathering had become a cesspool for
the undead. Suddenly flames erupted from the back of the pack of
Zetas.
“Get some get some!” someone
shouted. A thin, camouflage man wielding a flame thrower punched,
kicked, and shoved his way through the flaming horde. “Get your
zombie asses back to Hell! Woo!” A Zeta clung to his back. He
grabbed it by the back of its neck and flipped it over his shoulders,
slamming it hard enough to hear its neck snap as it hit the ground.
“Better luck next time!” he screamed.
“You see this nut?” Thomas asked.
“Yeah, and I still don't believe it”
Ray said. “That guy is insane. Shit, I think he sees us.”
“You gonna help or what?” the man
asked them.
“Damn it” Thomas said as he jumped
from the car firing. Four shots. Four kills. Ray sighed and joined
in. They made their way to the man and cleared a path for him. For
almost five minutes they battled until very few Zetas remained.
“Let's go!”
“Not 'til everyone of these sons of
bitches is dead!” the man shouted. “How else we gonna save the
world?”
“I'm more worried with
saving my ass!” Ray said as he turned in time to see a
Zeta on the hood of the car ready to pounce. Ray aimed and hit the
Zeta high on top of its head. Its brains, now blackened with
infection, sprayed and it collapsed to the ground.
“Nice shot!” the man shouted.
They fought their way back to the
vehicle and climbed inside firing from the open window. The man
removed a small semi-automatic weapon and began sweeping the group
with high head shots. After a few more minutes there was no more
movement. The man climbed from the car and strapped his flame thrower
back on.
“What the hell are you doing?!”
Thomas shouted.
“Making sure” he said. “Leave
these creeps laying here like this, some dumbass walks over, trips,
gets cut on a tooth or sharp bone, gets infected, spreads the shit
all over again.”
“Makes sense” Ray said.
“Damn right it does” the man said
as he set every body on fire. “'Ooh, that smell! Do you smell that
smell? Ooh, that smell! The smell of death's around you…'”
Many groups of militants who had long
predicted something such as the Zeta attacks reveled in the chaos at
the onset of the frenzy. “See?” they all cried. “Told you so!”
Once they realized that the Zeta hordes did not care whether or not
you were an extremist satisfied at a toppled world order they began
arming themselves further. Many put up a good fight but were
eventually overrun. Lack of food and shelter vanished far faster than
leadership. One man born in Nevada traveled by foot to Los Angeles.
They called him Poe.
Ray drove quickly, weaving in and out
of traffic. Thomas sat in the passenger seat holding the bridge of
his nose. Their new friend sat in the back seat reloading his weapons
and whistling a song neither Thomas or Ray knew.
“Shit” Ray muttered.
“What is it?” Thomas asked. He
dreaded any bad news right now.
“Almost out of gas” Ray said.
“This is one of them hybrid Japanese
things, right?” the man in the back asked. “Just flip the switch.
Should get us a few hundred more miles out of this toy.” Ray looked
and sure enough found a button. As soon as he pressed it the car
whined and began running smoother. “See?”
“Thanks” Ray said. “What's your
name anyway?”
“Poe” he said simply.
“Poe?” Thomas asked. “Poe what?”
“Just Poe” he said as he cracked
his neck. “This is a new age, my friends. No time to be running
around telling everyone every damned thing about yourself. Poe has
worked so far. Maybe if know you two long enough I can give you my
middle name. Until then just call me Poe.”
“Okay then” Ray sighed. “You
don't sound like you're from here. Where did you come from?”
“Come on” Poe said. “Is this a
job interview or somethin'?”
“No” Thomas replied. “But its not
every day we see a guy with a flame thrower actually holding his own
against dozens if not hundreds or Zetas.”
“'Zetas'” Poe scoffed. “They're
zombies. Society only made that crap up to make them seem more human.
They are dead. No one kills an ant and feels bad about it. Same
should apply to these goddamn, and I do mean goddamn, things. Now is
not the time to be politically correct. Its kill or be killed and I'm
still alive. All I have to do is make sure I take out as many of
these things before I run out of ammo.”
“Right” Thomas said sarcastically.
“You wouldn't happen to be a survivor of a crazy militia would
you?”
“Not at all” Poe said with a smile
on his face. The smile of a man that has something clever to say.
“Just a regular old militia or sorts. I have trainin' with every
weapon I use in case you're wonderin'.”
“Hadn't crossed my mind to ask” Ray
said as he made his way towards PCH. “I'm just glad we found you.”
“Where are we headed?” Poe asked.
“We're going nowhere” Thomas said.
“Where should we drop you off?” Poe laughed lightly from the
backseat. “This isn't funny.”
“Why would we get rid of him?” Ray
asked. “He can help us kill these Zetas…”
“Zombies” Poe corrected.
“…zombies and try and restore some
order” Ray finished. He looked over at Thomas who stared straight
ahead.
“Because we know what happens when
there are more than two people in a group” Thomas said stone faced.
“Oh, don't bring that up again…”
Ray moaned.
“Bring what up?” Poe asked.
“A year ago we found this guy kinda
like you” Thomas began. “A great fighter. In a month we killed
almost 1,000 Zetas. He could kill a Zeta with his bare hands and not
get infected. And then one day he decides that we should head to
Orange County. He wouldn't say why. But we just had to go to the OC.
I told him we weren't. He pulled a gun.” Thomas stopped talking and
looked at his nails.
“And then…?” Poe asked, leaning
forward in his seat and grinning.
“I killed him” Thomas said. “Broke
his neck.”
“That was a shitty day” Ray said.
“He was a cool guy.”
“Cool guys don't shoot you in the
foot” Thomas said. He removed his boot and held his foot up for
Poe. A large scar was in the center of his foot.
“That looks infected” Poe said.
“Shockingly it didn't rot off”
Thomas said.
“Yeah” Poe said. “That is pretty
shocking.”
For a while the scientific community
searched for a cure. Hundreds of infected were gathered in military
bases and top research facilities. After months of results varying
from none to worse the projects were scrapped. Squads were created to
take on the Zeta threat. With no cure in sight Project: Red Light was
created to kill any Zeta on sight. After the deaths of hundreds on
non-Zeta civilians all order broke down. The military abandoned their
posts leaving everyone to fend for themselves.
“So what did you guys do before all
this happened?” Poe asked as he lay in the backseat. His arms were
laced behind his back and his feet hung from the window.
“I worked at a diner” Ray said as
he maneuvered the vehicle through the choking traffic. “It was a
cool job.”
“What about you?” Poe asked Thomas.
“I mean, you broke a guys neck. You must have had some kinda fight
training or something.”
“I was training in mixed martial
arts” Thomas said. “Never really had a job. Thought about going
into the Army but never got around to it.”
“MMA, huh?” Poe said, making a
mental note to try not to ever get into a fight with Thomas. “That
must've been fun.”
“I wouldn't describe it as 'fun'”
Thomas said. “It was rough. Long hours of getting my ass kicked.
But it was worth it considering how the world turned out.”
“Check that out” Ray said as he
pointed to a smoking vehicle a mile away. Poe sat up and looked.
“Let me get my shit ready” Poe said
as he grabbed his flame thrower.
“Slow down, cowboy” Thomas said. Cowboy was a term used for most men in the war against
Zetas. Those who would shoot first and ask questions later. Cowboys
usually caused more harm than good in a fight. “We don't know if
these are bad people or not.”
“I'm not no fucking cowboy” Poe
said. “I'm a professional. I know the difference between a zombie
and a livin', breathin' human. I have never killed a human.” As
they drove past the smoking vehicle a Molotov cocktail slammed into
the back of their car. “Here we go!”
“Shit” Ray said as he sped up.
Three more flaming bottles hit the car. “Roll up your windows!”
he shouted. Through the flames Ray and Thomas saw a large group of
men and women converging on their car.
“Now those are cowboys” Poe
laughed.
“They know good and damn well that
Zetas can't drive!” Thomas shouted. “I hate killing regular
people.”
“So do I” Poe said. “But this is
a clear cut case of them or me and it sure as hell ain't me!”
Another cocktail hit underneath the car and the engine screamed. Ray
slammed on the brakes as Poe jumped from the backseat firing at the
people.
Humans were harder to kill than a Zeta.
They were faster, smarter, and head shots did not always bring them
down. Worse case scenario: You shoot a human, they don't die, they
scream loud and long enough to attract Zetas, they get infected, you
have just added a new enemy to the battle.
“We are not your enemy!” Thomas
shouted to the attackers. A man dove from behind an abandoned vehicle
and threw a flaming stick at Thomas. He ducked, feeling the embers
against his ear, and fired a shot into the mans throat killing him
instantly. Ray hit two men in their abdomens, wounding them.
“Nothing but kill shots!” Poe
shouted as he killed his fifth person. “I ain't trying to help the
enemy!” Poe rushed towards the retreating attackers. “Fuckin' chickens!” he screamed. “Don't start a fight you can't finish!”
He hit six more people in their backs. Everyone else got away. Ray
and Thomas walked up to two of the people he had shot but not killed.
“Don't kill us…” a man moaned.
“Just let us go.”
“Now you know I can't do that” Poe
said as he kicked each of them over with his foot. He fired a single
shot into each of their heads. A woman screamed in the distance.
“Cowboy” Thomas said as they all
turned and began walking down the 10 freeway west.
A Tale Of A Man Named Poe That Burns
Zombies
It was time to go
hunting.
It wasn't hard sneakin' off base. By this point guys were more concerned with security. If it moaned and dragged its foot it was a zombie. Me running out of the gate was the least of their problems. I get out and hike, run, and jog 50 miles to California. That's where the action is.
Along the way I came across a few Billy Bad Asses that saw my uniform and wanted to take their anger at the government out on me. One night a group of guys attacked me while I was searchin' inside a abandoned shop for food. That's where I came up with the kill shot rule.
“Hold it right there, buddy” one of them said to me. The big dick of the group. “Give us them weapons and leave.”
This guy had a gun aimed at my chest. So did the four of his friends. I've learned that whenever someone calls you “buddy” they're up to no good. I kill all of them in less than 2.1 seconds. I realize how sleepy I am and find a storage shed to sleep in. I wake up and the place is overrun with zombies. There's no place to run not that I was plannin' on it. I step out into the open and face these sons of bitches.
I knew it was all downhill once people started calling these things anything other than zombie. You can make as many cute catch phrases as you want. These goddamned things are not human. I knew that from the start. You could say its what kept me sane.
You probably wanna know where I come from? That's not important. Not anymore. This is the New World Order. The rules have changed. This is a new ballgame. And whatever other clichés you can come up with. Times have changed but for some fucking reason the people haven't. They keep acting like if they sleep that when they wake up this will all be a bad dream. This ain't a dream. This is a nightmare with no end.
It wasn't hard sneakin' off base. By this point guys were more concerned with security. If it moaned and dragged its foot it was a zombie. Me running out of the gate was the least of their problems. I get out and hike, run, and jog 50 miles to California. That's where the action is.
Along the way I came across a few Billy Bad Asses that saw my uniform and wanted to take their anger at the government out on me. One night a group of guys attacked me while I was searchin' inside a abandoned shop for food. That's where I came up with the kill shot rule.
“Hold it right there, buddy” one of them said to me. The big dick of the group. “Give us them weapons and leave.”
This guy had a gun aimed at my chest. So did the four of his friends. I've learned that whenever someone calls you “buddy” they're up to no good. I kill all of them in less than 2.1 seconds. I realize how sleepy I am and find a storage shed to sleep in. I wake up and the place is overrun with zombies. There's no place to run not that I was plannin' on it. I step out into the open and face these sons of bitches.
I knew it was all downhill once people started calling these things anything other than zombie. You can make as many cute catch phrases as you want. These goddamned things are not human. I knew that from the start. You could say its what kept me sane.
You probably wanna know where I come from? That's not important. Not anymore. This is the New World Order. The rules have changed. This is a new ballgame. And whatever other clichés you can come up with. Times have changed but for some fucking reason the people haven't. They keep acting like if they sleep that when they wake up this will all be a bad dream. This ain't a dream. This is a nightmare with no end.
My name is Poe and
that's fine with me.
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