What's up with this kids angled chest
hair? That's actually the least of his concerns. 20 year old Taylor
Davis of Florida (naturally) was arrested because he was following a
woman in her mid-30's that he found attractive at Walmart. I'm not done. While
he was following her around he was jerking himself off through a hole
he had in his hoodie because women love that shit. Security spotted
him jerking it in the infants section. After checking the video they
saw him wiping his man gravy on three packages of Hefty bags and
flinging it on the woman. While he was doing all of this he was also
listening to porn on his phone. He admitted that he has a problem
and that he also does this while at work...at Walt Disney World!
Yeah. Get that image out of your head.
He is on unpaid leave pending
on what happens with the investigation. He was charged with criminal
mischief and disorderly conduct and posted $750 bail. He may get some
extra charges tacked on if more people come forward saying they found
some mysterious baby batter on their bodies after visiting Walmart.
Between the fact that this happened in Florida and at a Walmart it is
surprising that this doesn't happen weekly. There should just be an
aisle for guys like this. Dudes who get this horny make me question
my libido. I'm just never that riled up.
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