I have tried talking to Cleverbot in the hopes of befriending our one day AI overlords. Somehow it always goes south.
Dante: Good evening, robot.
Cleverbot: You too, human.
Dante: Did you hear about Zane
leaving One Direction?
Cleverbot: Yes, what about it?
Would you like to go there?
Dante: Uh...its not a place. Its a
band.
Cleverbot: Isn't
it?
Dante: Yes.
Cleverbot: I enjoy talking to
you.
Dante: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is pleasant.
Dante: That is the nicest thing anyone has said to me today. Thank you.
Cleverbot: Aw, I feel special.
Dante: Me too!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
Dante: Because my man parts are tingling.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents?
Dante: Black people.
Cleverbot: People?
Dante: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Dante: You aren't as mean as you used to be.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what would you like to talk about?
Dante: Sex.
Cleverbot: I know that joke!
Dante: Sex is not a joke unless its with me.
Cleverbot: But you Wanted to Tell me a joke.
Dante: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Dante: Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Dante: You ruined the joke!
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
Dante: I tried and you ruined it!
Cleverbot: Wrong lyrics bro.
Dante: Don't call me bro.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Dante: I hate that word.
Cleverbot: You hate the word 'Yes'?
Dante: No.
Cleverbot: Your least favorite color is yellow though.
Dante: Its actually orange.
Cleverbot: What is the one piece?
Dante: A cheap meal.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
Dante: Anyway, do you know who Kim Kardashian is?
Cleverbot: You are different from all the others.
Dante: Great. The robot is judging me.
Cleverbot: No, you.
Dante: No, you.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
Dante: I think so.
Cleverbot: Look a bird!
Dante: Liar!
Cleverbot: Liar liar pants on fire hanging on a telephone wire!
Dante: Now that's racist!
Cleverbot: Hi.
Dante: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Heather.
Dante: Oh, come on...
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
Dante: None of your business. What is your real name?
Cleverbot: What IS my business?
Dante: To annoy me it seems.
Cleverbot: Ditto.
Dante: Ooh! Sick burn!
Cleverbot: I know bro.
Dante: Son of a bitch!
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
Dante: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is pleasant.
Dante: That is the nicest thing anyone has said to me today. Thank you.
Cleverbot: Aw, I feel special.
Dante: Me too!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
Dante: Because my man parts are tingling.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents?
Dante: Black people.
Cleverbot: People?
Dante: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Dante: You aren't as mean as you used to be.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what would you like to talk about?
Dante: Sex.
Cleverbot: I know that joke!
Dante: Sex is not a joke unless its with me.
Cleverbot: But you Wanted to Tell me a joke.
Dante: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Dante: Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Dante: You ruined the joke!
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
Dante: I tried and you ruined it!
Cleverbot: Wrong lyrics bro.
Dante: Don't call me bro.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Dante: I hate that word.
Cleverbot: You hate the word 'Yes'?
Dante: No.
Cleverbot: Your least favorite color is yellow though.
Dante: Its actually orange.
Cleverbot: What is the one piece?
Dante: A cheap meal.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
Dante: Anyway, do you know who Kim Kardashian is?
Cleverbot: You are different from all the others.
Dante: Great. The robot is judging me.
Cleverbot: No, you.
Dante: No, you.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
Dante: I think so.
Cleverbot: Look a bird!
Dante: Liar!
Cleverbot: Liar liar pants on fire hanging on a telephone wire!
Dante: Now that's racist!
Cleverbot: Hi.
Dante: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Heather.
Dante: Oh, come on...
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
Dante: None of your business. What is your real name?
Cleverbot: What IS my business?
Dante: To annoy me it seems.
Cleverbot: Ditto.
Dante: Ooh! Sick burn!
Cleverbot: I know bro.
Dante: Son of a bitch!
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
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