A guy in Melbourne, Florida was
arrested after taking a drug, it is being said it was that flakka stuff I wrote about last week, and having sex with a tree and
fighting a cop. 41 year old Kenneth Crowder was seen running through
a neighborhood screaming that he was God and having sex with nature.
When police came and found him he had clothes on. The cop says
Crowder approached him acting all kinds of crazy so he zapped his ass
twice with a Taser. It did nothing because, well, Florida.
Crowder
yanked the barbs from the Taser out and punched the cop and tried to
stab him with his own badge. When the cop punched him he called
himself Thor. Crowder was charged with battery on a law enforcement
officer but get this...he was released after posting bond. The
officer is doing okay and we now have another case of this crazy ass
drug making people do crazy ass things. How much does it cost to get
out of jail for having tree sex and stabbing a cop? They don't say
how much but judging from this guys mugshot I can't imagine it had to
be all that much.
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