In this episode I continue to deal with not having a microphone. I also talk about that damned balloon boy and his punk ass father, Chris Brown's violent mama, and I get to listener questions. Oh, and a few things that are good and bad about being Black. Click here to download this and older episodes. Enjoy!
2 comments:
Ah, the love between a man and his microphone.
Worst pick-up line I've ever endured was from guy at a scifi con who told me he was sure he'd met/seen me at another convention, and when I said no, this is my first time at one, he kept listing cons he was sure he'd seen me at. In retrospect he may have just been mental.
Sex sounds: when I lived in Paris, one of meighbours was a total exhibitionist. I never saw her, but by God, I heard her. She would open her bedroom windows, get busy, and deafen the apartment complex. Once she was shrieking so high, I thought it was a puppy I was hearing. Another time, my parents were visiting and we were all woken at 3am by this fool. My mother, naive Catholic that she is, asked me if I thought someone had been attacked in the building during the night. I said, er, no Mam, she just...has a new boyfriend. My mother went away kind of puzzled looking, and came back a few minutes later looking worried and said "I've never had sex like that".
Congrats to you and Jess on your second anniversary!
Thanks, Hoozle. Two years and she isnt sick of me yet. Odd, isnt it? I have had neighbors make the ugliest sex sounds. There was this one broad shouldered lass that lived above me. Her bed would explode with passion for a minute, get silent, two minutes later her door would close. I think she was a hooker.
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