Floating Jesus: Did you hear did you hear?!
Puppet Satan: No. What?
Floating Jesus: The Rapture!!! Me and dad are finally gonna do it!
Puppet Satan: Uh...why?
Michael: Because He's our Lord and He can do whatever He wants.
Gabriel: Yeah. What's your problem? We thought you'd be happy.
Floating Jesus: Puppet Satan, tell me why you're upset. Is it the dragons? I'm sure I can convince dad not to go ahead with the dragons.
Puppet Satan: Its not the dragons. I like the dragons. Its just that the latest Batman film hasn't come out yet.
Floating Jesus: Batman? But Puppet Satan, after The Rapture things like Batman films will not matter! We'll live in an eternal paradise with all out loved ones. Man and beast shall lie together and it'll be, like, amazing. Doesn't that excite you?!
Puppet Satan: Will I still have to look over Hell?
Floating Jesus: Of course!
Puppet Satan: I so don't like you.
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