Sonic the Hedgehog is the only
character that I can draw from memory.
I could read at age 3.
I did not learn to tie my shoes until I
was about 9.
When I was 6 I could palm a basketball.
After two weeks I the 4th grade I was
skipped to the 5th grade.
Then kept in the 5th grade because it
was “unfair” to the kids we left behind.
As a child I wanted to be a boxer to
impress my father.
Then a heart surgeon.
Then a marine biologist.
When I was 11 I created my own written
language. My signature for drawings was how my name was spelled. No,
I do not know how to write it anymore.
As a child I could cry on demand.
Until high late junior high I thought
Alaska and Hawaii were neighbors.
I had sex before I ever masturbated.
When I was 13 someone jumped on my
chest. After seeing stars I went to sleep, woke up, and cut my hair.
I've kissed less than half the amount
of women I've slept with.
After my first kiss I rushed home and
took a Crying Game shower or my mouth.
I've never lost a fight outside of my
home.
I was given a quarter for jumping down
a flight of stairs when I was 5.
After the age of 10 my shoe size always
matched my grade.
I didn't grow facial hair until 19.
I've only been to the first day of
school three times.
I once made a guy cry during a bagging
contest when I was 14 and he was 17.
One of my brothers once hit me so hard
in the chest I flew down the hallways.
My Grandma once fed me rabbit. I spit
it out immediately after finding out.
When I was 4 I snorted laundry
detergent. I couldn't stop sneezing.
During the summer when I was 15 I grew
three inches.
I do everything right handed as if I am left handed.
I do everything right handed as if I am left handed.
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