This Colorado landlord named Carlos
Quijada just may be one of the nastiest ass people to ever nasty. He
is being charged with criminal trespassing and misdemeanor obscenity
after he was recorded having sex in one of his tenants places. The
couple that lives there, Logan Pierce and Mikaela DiGiulio, were
obviously not there at the time that he decided to use their bed as
his filthy fuck pallet. The couple has a security system set up from
a company called Nest that had the motion sensor triggered and
notified Logan by phone. When he later checked the camera feeds he
was treated to some straight up gay porn in the form of Carlos and
another man having oral and butt sex in the span of six minutes. But
it gets worse. I have no problem with gay sex. Do who ya like (insert
Humpty Hump horns) but please not on someone elses bed. That shit is
just foul. But it gets worse.
Carlos man-friend grabbed a dress from
the laundry pile to wipe his dick clean while Carlos grabbed another item of
clothing to clean up the lube stain left on the bed. Such class. Much
consideration. Oh, by the way, the dress used to clean up was worn by
the wife in their wedding ceremony earlier this year. There is not enough Clorox in the world to get that bed clean! I would have to contact a goddamn witch doctor to sleep comfortably in that place ever again. Having the sex in a tenants bed is terrible. But cleaning yourself off on their clothes? Come on, now. Just...no.
They had just
moved into this place in July but booked after watching the video
which I would have done...after beating the shit out of my landlord.
They are now staying at a Super 8 where the wife works and the
husband works part time.
When interviewed after this tape was
released Logan said “I opened up the camera and kind of had to,
like, quit the program and, like, restart it again because I didn't
really believe what I saw. I guess the first thing that went through
my mind was, like, complete and utter disbelief. I said, 'Honey, I
think we need to move, like immediately.'” Understatement of the
year! Imagine if they had not known what happened. They would have
just come home and wondered why the room smelled like booty and
questioning why the sheets kept sliding off the bed. This dude is
foul as all fuck for doing this. Why not just do it in your own bed,
ya weirdo?
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