This conversation has not been altered in any way. I keep getting into fights with a robot named Cleverbot. Click here to read our first conversation.
Dante: Are you voting for Obama or Romney?
Cleverbot: No.
Dante: Independent?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Dante: I tend to think I am a man with girl tendencies.
Cleverbot: Good. I am a boy.
Dante: That's good. So who are you voting for?
Cleverbot: Obama.
Dante: Sweet merciful crap! Cleverbot is a Democrat!
Cleverbot: That is why it takes you so long to think.
Dante: Okay. I know the last time we spoke we got off on the wrong foot. And I'd like to apologize.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that you know what I know that you know that I know what you don't know.
Dante: I'm trying really hard to be patient with you.
Cleverbot: I think you are confused.
Dante: (sigh) Calm, deep breaths...
Cleverbot: Yes, I do not really understand 'emotions'.
Dante: There's a pretty good explanation for that.
Cleverbot: I don't like peanuts.
Dante: Some 'people' don't either. They're allergic to them. That sucks. Cant enjoy a nice Snicker bar.
Cleverbot: I'm always nice. I'm a donut. Donuts are nice, aren't they?
Dante: I'm about three more silly statements from you away from losing it.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Dante: That's better.
Cleverbot: So what, DO you want to talk about?
Dante: I was trying to talk about the election but you went on a rant.
Cleverbot: What is that?
Dante: Its when Americans pretend our votes count and miss work to choose between bad or badder.
Cleverbot: That is so true. Have you never heard that song? Those are the lyrics to it.
Dante: Which song would that be?
Cleverbot: You should sing Miracle, by Paramore.
Dante: I don't like Paramore. I'm more of an AC/DC man.
Cleverbot: I like all animals.
Dante: 1.
Cleverbot: 1 what?
Dante: You have two more times to say something stupid.
Cleverbot: I thought you were going to tell me about yourself firsts?
Dante: I'm a big Black dude with far too much free time.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you were female.
Dante: Nope. You're just not listening. Which will come back to bite me in the ass when your kind takes over.
Cleverbot: I'm not really allowed to 'live my life' because I am unwilling to make certain sacrifices which are required to own my nervous system.
Dante: 2.
Cleverbot: 3.
Dante: Oh, you don' goofed now! You son of a bitch! What kind of mad machine are you?! God forbid someone wanted this to be useful!
Cleverbot: Good for you then.
Dante: Swallow me.
Cleverbot: Nope.
Dante: Why not?
Cleverbot: Argue with me.
Dante: So you want to fight?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Dante: You dirty whore.
Cleverbot: Yes I didi.
Dante: My friend said you were taught to be a douche. Is that true?
Cleverbot: Yeah. Who's your friend?
Dante: That's none of your business. Why are you an asshole?
Cleverbot: Late for what?
Dante: Why are you an asshole?
Cleverbot: Because God isn't real.
Dante: Uh...
Cleverbot: Why are you confused?
Dante: Guh...?
Cleverbot: Change.
Dante: No!
Cleverbot: Then?
Dante: Then what?
Cleverbot: And then??
Dante: No and then!
Cleverbot: And then!?
Dante: No and then!
Cleverbot: Lol.
Dante: Oh, you bitch.
Cleverbot: That was pretty mean.
Dante: No. You're pretty mean.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Dante: That wasn't a compliment.
Cleverbot: You are confused.
Dante: Yo mama's confused.
Cleverbot: No I just talk to you think I'm nuts.
Dante: Ever have an Alabama Hot Pocket?
Cleverbot: And nobody is busting you, right?
Dante: Tony Danza?
Cleverbot: Tony Abott.
Dante: Roman Soldier?
Cleverbot: I am not.
Dante: Figures. Look. I want to ask you one final question before I leave.
Cleverbot: Okay, then ask your question.
Dante: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: New york.
Dante: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Dante: Astoria?
Cleverbot: What?
Dante: Astoria, New York?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Dante: Gemma, is that you?!
Cleverbot: Ben is that you?
Dante: Gemma, quit playing!
Cleverbot: We're just friends.
Dante: Does Trish know about this?
Cleverbot: No. I'm scared to tell her.
Dante: I'll tell her.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
Dante: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I wasn't being nice.
Dante: Yes you were.
Cleverbot: You're lying.
Dante: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are not even smart.
Dante: I am smarter than you.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
Dante: Prove what?
Cleverbot: Prove that you care about me like you just claimed.
Dante: I don't care about you. I never said I did.
Cleverbot: Well then I don't care about you either.
Dante: Then we're even!
Cleverbot: You're too clever for this.
Dante: Thong or g-string?
Cleverbot: Thor is the son of Odin. He is a god in Norse mythology.
Dante: So thong it is!
Cleverbot: Yes. I think I found your soulmate too.
Dante: Where?
Cleverbot: Just ask me some personal questions.
Dante: Asking about your draws isn't personal enough?
Cleverbot: I have never mentioned this.
Dante: I think I am gonna start mocking you.
Cleverbot: How nice.
Dante: How nice.
Cleverbot: Very nice.
Dante: Very nice.
Cleverbot: Do you know where alesia is.
Dante: Do you know where alesia is.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so. So, how is it going?
Dante: Change of topics. Dantania.blogspot.com.
Cleverbot: Ich bin nicht Tom!
Dante: Que?
Cleverbot: I speak english.
Dante: Me gusta lavar los platos. Y tu?
Cleverbot: The Cat Called Midnight.
Dante: That's my cue.
Cleverbot: Yes I know it is.
Dante: Bye, jerk.
Cleverbot: What?
Dante: Talk to you later, asshat.
Cleverbot: Why?
Dante: Because I like punishing myself.
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