Kids These Days 13

Bet you’re wondering why there’s an image of a delicious milkshake right there. Yeah. Looks really good, doesn’t it? Well, a couple of teenage girls in Rocklin, California are in trouble for drugging their parents by spiking their milkshake with sleeping pills. This is some shit straight out of Tiny Toons. ---

Now, you may also wonder why a couple of teens would slip prescription sleeping pills into their parents milkshakes. Well, they wanted to use the internet. That’s all. Apparently they have a ten o’clock curfew and after that the internet is turned off. They didn’t like it so they slipped them a mickey and got to use the internet. That is until the parents woke up feeling like shit and got a drug kit from the cops. They tested positive and went back to the cops. The teens, one of whom was theirs and the other her friend 15 and 16 respectively, were taken to juvenile hall and booked on “suspicion of conspiracy and willfully mingling a pharmaceutical with food.”

Cam was the one that told me about this damned story and I said that there would not have been a need for juvenile hall after finding out that I was drugged so a couple of dumb ass girls could surf the net. I told her that I would’ve had to take a day off from work because of the amount of ass kicking that would have to take place. Fucking with my milkshake…

How else am I supposed to bring all the boys to the yard?!

Cam said that she would take the computer out of the house and that the daughter would not be allowed to use it again. That would be hard but not as hard as the justice I would serve! I mean, seriously. How fucked up do you have to be as a human being to drug your goddamn parents because they won’t let you use the computer? This isn‘t something these parents will look back on and laugh at later. You child drugged you to use the computer. Is there any saving these kinda kids?

This would be the computer the next morning.

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