Whether you want to believe it or not,
when you are a certain level of attractive you can get away with
certain things in life more often than someone who is not genetically
gifted physically. It also helps if you are a middle aged White woman
who can wear the fuck out of some tight jeans. Seriously. That is a
thing for me. If a woman can wear some tight ass jeans that look like
they were sewn around her I get happy...in my pants. You should probably stop reading now if that upset you because I'm like reverse wine in a lot of ways. And I like women with mom bodies. This is 38 year
old mother Brooke Lajiness of Michigan. She went to court a couple
weeks back because she is accused of having sex with a 14 year old
boy between eight and fifteen times (who's counting?) and sending
butt booty ass naked pictures to one another. This began in the
summer of last year. Know what I was doing summer of last year?
Working and not even close to getting 38 year old White lady ass,
that's what. I like her even in court. Not sure I like that shirt and scarf ensemble though. But no make up or jewelry? Tell me more!
Brooke is banned from drinking and
using Facebook while she is out on bail. She is also being charged
with thirteen counts of third-degree criminal contact, on count of
furnishing obscenity to a child, and one of accosting a minor. Most
of the sex took place in Brooke's car. Damn. A state trooper says he
had been investigating this since February and that the boys' mother
contacted him about this. Its crazy how bad this all sounds on paper.
I mean, yeah. I know. If this was a guy he should totally be taken
into the woods and hunted for sport like in that Ice T movie back in
the day. Chances are she will get off with a tiny bit of jail time
and maybe have to change neighborhoods.
One article that reported this made fun
of the husband for sticking by his wife after this. They called him a
cuck and if you don't know what that means congratulations. You stay
out of the dumb ass parts of the internet that I manage to live in
daily. He can be jealous and mad that some kid was slinging dick to
his wife. But he knows. As a dude he knows that if he had the chance
when he was younger he would've done the same damned thing.
Especially if she was wearing them jeans. Whatever. I'm about tight
jeans right now. I got through phases. I've seen so many yoga pants
now that they don't even phase me.
Also a heads up for those of you in a
relationship. Know your partners Instagram and Twitter accounts. Not
the passwords, but what the fuck they are posting. There are girls
that just post pictures of their asses. If you kids teacher or your
own wife or husband has one chances are someone is trying to throw
something their way. This woman has a ton of pictures online and her
husband likely know. In one she is wearing a shirt that says “Its
not gonna lick itself.” That shit is cute in private but don't post
it online unless you want her to get dicked down by a stranger. Like
me. I would kick a nun down a flight of stairs just to touch this
chicks ass. I'm being very extra today.
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