Sometimes I found out
about an animal that use to exist and I go “Good. Now I can go to
sleep.” An animal that I found about recently made me think this
and it is known as an Entelodont or as its more widely known as a
“hell pig” or “terminator pig.” Fuck this thing. I know I am
getting mad at something that isn't real. Now you know how I feel
when people curse the devil.
This monster lived in North America,
Asia, and Europe millions and millions ago so I'm pretty sure I'll
sleep fine. It ate meat and plants and has been compared to vultures.
So it would, like, stumble upon dead things and just start eating
them. The big ass ones lived in Europe and North America and could
get up to 6 foot 9 standing. Fuck every inch of that. It had a brain
the size of an orange so I'm sure it was a completely docile
creature. They, and by “they” I mean scientists that would
probably recreate this monster if possible, say that this was closer
related to whales and hippos than pigs. That don't even make sense.
Are whales and hippos closely related? To the internets! Never mind.
Its just some research papers with nerds arguing over DNA an' shit.
I'll just stay happy that its gone. And next...mountain lions.
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