Past Influences
What do you consider the most important
event of your life so far?
Getting hit by a car when I was 7. That
event led to a whole series of events that ended up defining a lot of
aspects of my life from that day forward.
Who has had the most influence on you?
Still going to have to be my brother
Kevin and not just because he is dead and his legend has grown over
time. He was actually one of my favorite people to ever exist.
What do you consider your greatest
achievement?
Not having kids by multiple women.
There are more but that shit is super important to me and my life
would be super different if I was running around busting mad loads in
chicks.
What is your greatest regret?
Not getting a job when I was in school.
That would have helped me out greatly as a kid.
What is the most evil thing you have
ever done?
Probably having sex with a lesbian
coworkers girlfriend. I sat here seriously thinking of evil things I
could've done in my life and that is the only one that sticks out. My
moral barometer is all over the place. I've probably done worse. But
still. It was fun. 10/10. I'd do it again.
Do you have a criminal record of any
kind?
Shockingly no. I say that because I am
Black. The only time I have ever been handcuffed was in high school
and they thought I was a bank robber. Nothing like having three
police aiming guns at you to make you forget how warm it is.
When was the time you were the most
frightened?
The last time my parents hit me when I
was 9. Then I snapped and since then nothing really frightens me. I'm
not saying that to sound like a cool guy. I think something broke in
my spirit that day.
What is the most embarrassing thing
ever to happen to you?
When I slid off of a doghouse and
ripped the back of my pants in front of this girl I had a huge crush
on when I was little. That still fucks with me even though that girl
had no interest in me.
If you could change one thing from your
past, what would it be, and why?
I would change the way I lost my
virginity. Not with who exactly, but the circumstances surrounding
it. I hate that that is the version of having sex for the first time
is the way it is.
What is your best memory?
There is a 4th of July when I was about
6 years old where the entire neighborhood was outside blowing shit
up, laughing, and dancing in front of fireworks. That was a perfect
night for me and something I think about a few times a year.
What is your worst memory?
Finding out that my aunt wasn't
laughing when she arrived to my Grandmama's but crying because she
just found out that her son, my cousin, was killed in a car accident.
He was maybe 15 or 16 when it happened.
Beliefs And Opinions
Are you basically optimistic or
pessimistic?
I would say optimistic but its mostly
because I don't care about all that much anymore. Nothing important
to most folks. Nothing is as bad as many people seem to think it is
once you stop watching the news. After that life is just something
done one day at a time.
What is your greatest fear?
I used to think disappointing my
friends and family but since most of them don't keep track of what I
write or create I am sure they think I am doing much better than I
actually am. My biggest fear would then be leaving a mess when I die.
Its why I have nothing hidden and try to keep my place tidy.
What are your religious views?
I don't have any. Worship whatever the
fuck you want, just don't get mad when people don't think the same
way you do.
What are your political views?
On paper its a little bit from most
major parties. I tend to agree with Green Party views the most
though.
What are your views on sex?
Get it in while you can. Sex is fun
with the right person and should be done as often as possible without
creating more humans.
Are you able to kill? Under what
circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
If you are trying to kill me and I have
the chance to kill you I need to because they aren't done making
Marvel movies. I think there are very few instances where killing
should be allowed. The few I believe are worth killing are child
molesters, repeat drunk drivers, and people that think killing for
religious reasons is fine.
In your opinion, what is the most evil
thing any human being could do?
Molest children. That is the most evil
thing you can do because it has effects for the rest of their lives
as well as the people they interact with.
Do you believe in the existence of soul
mates and/or true love?
No, but its nice if it keeps people
going. But its bad if people don't take a chance on someone that
doesn't fit what their idea of a true love or soulmate is. Then
they're just being a silly person.
What do you believe makes a successful
life?
Hurting as few people as possible.
How honest are you about your thoughts
and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in
what way)?
I keep most of my thoughts to myself
because most of my thoughts would be considered mean to people. Or not interesting. I get
them out in terrible rap songs or stories. And most people don't even
ask me how I feel so I don't have to figure out how to dodge that.
Do you have any biases or prejudices?
I can't watch Asian porn guys. Does
that count?
Is there anything you absolutely refuse
to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
I refuses to date anyone in their 20's.
I refuse because that shit ain't cute for someone my age.
Who or what, if anything, would you die
for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
There are two people on this planet
that I would willingly die for or do something extreme. Nothing crazy
like hop on a plane though.
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